So before my last job cancelled me, I bought a bottle of cologne, as I am very self-conscious about my smell and want people to enjoy being around me.

When I purchased my bottle online, I got several samples of other products for free (which is common), but unfortunately the samplers they had to choose from were all women's fragrances... I forgot.

Fast forward a couple months to the present: I just got out of the shower and want put on something to smell presentable. I figured I'd save the good stuff and try one of the samplers.

boi...

I smelled like a steaming bouquet of Avon lotion representatives crammed into a resort sauna! Very floral with a soft, cottony musk.

I'm on the taller side for the femboy body type, but now I have the smell of one, too!

Two things I take away from this experience: A. Read the bottle and double check if it doesn't say if it's for men or women, and 2. if you're looking for a special gift for that favorite femboy maid in your life, then may I recommend Eden-Roc Eau De Parfum by Christian Dior. A very soft, slightly wet, attractive scent!

I know that people can use tomato soup for dealing with bad smells, but would that work in this case?
Or should I choose something more manly, like steak sauce?