I need to get to work on my first commission, but I just got off the starimaster, out of the shower, and BOY do I need a cigarette. (Yes, I am aware that using the stairmaster, followed by a cigarette is counter-productive. I don't care.)

I'm also going to fill out this survey I got from Jawly.

1. Can you cook?
A little. I can make some mean pasta. I've worked at restauants for the past three years, so I've picked a few things up.

2. What was your dream growing up?
My first dream was to be in martial arts movies. No joke! I took Tae Kwon Do for... maybe 4 years? maybe longer?
Anyway, after my family couldn't afford it anymore, I picked up the pencil. I copied the comic artwork of Jim Lee, Simon Bisley, Masamune Shirow, "Ghastly" Graham Ingles... anything for practice. I studied art history.
I had my new dream, and have been trying to chase it down ever since.

3. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could sing.
I mean, EVERYONE can sing, but I wish I could sing WELL.

4. Favorite place?
Club Play in Nashville, TN. It is seconded only by Salvation Sundays that used to be held at Club NV (I moved away, so I don't know where they havee it now...)

5. Favorite vegetable/s?
Lettuce, Green Peppers, onions, jalapenos (I'm still calling this a vegetable...), potatoes. Are mushrooms vegetables?

6. What was the last book you read?
Christine by Stephen King

7. What zodiac sign are you?
Gemini

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Have you ever read Disco Bloodbath by James St. James?
Well, there is a little skull sybol that shows up at various places throughout the book. It has a rough design and has X's in its eyes.
I got that tattooed on my lower back (YES ITS A TARGET. HA HA I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE)

9. Worst Habit?
Smoking... PROCRASTINATION

10. What was the last thing you touched besides the keyboard?
My penis in the shower.

11. What is your favorite sport?
Classical Greco-Roman Wrestling where muscley naked men wallow all over each other for some reason...

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
50/50
I'm totally bipolar.

13. Can you eat 50 hot wings?
I could, but you better believe I would be on that treadmill ten minutes later...

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I don't know any of you well enough to share that! I'll give you a hint... I lost about 40 pound in less than a month and it had nothing to do with body image.

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I am shallow and occasionally pretentious.
Ever seen Absolutely Fabulous?
I am TOTALLY Patsy Stone.

16. Do you have any pets?
We have an adorable little dog names Tucker and a snotty, FABULOUS old cat named Baby.

17. What’s the weirdest pet you’ve owned?
A schizo little black dog named Princess. She still lives with my parents back in TN. I love my girl... I miss my little dog sometimes.

18. Where are you?
In the kitchen, just clickety-clacking away.

19. What is the dumbest thing you’ve done while intoxicated?
HA! It would be easier to tell you the SMARTEST thing I ever did intoxicated... and honestly, I can't say that would be easy...

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I would have a 28 inch waist with perfect abdominals and a completely hairless body.
Oh... ONE thing :P

21. Weapon of choice?
Oh dear. Razor Blades?

22. What color eyes do you have in real life?
A muddy kind of green.

23. Ever been arrested?
Almost....

24. Bottle or Draft?
Bottle.

25. If you found a $100 bill on the ground, what would you do?
SHOPPING!

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
Camel Menthol Lights.

27. Where’s your favorite place to hang out?
Night Clubs, but I haven't been to any here in NC. Sometimes I'll go to the mall, or go talk to the nice old ladies at the art supply store...

28. Do you like your room cold or hot?
Umm... Hot during winter. Cold during Summer.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Work out.

30. Do you swear a lot?
Probably too much, honestly.

31. Biggest pet peeve?
50 hour work weeks.

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
fabulous

33. What’s your shoe size?
Is this a penis joke in disguise?
Why don't just ask me what size gloves I wear?
No, but honestly I wear about a size 10, depending on the brand.

34. Do you have the same features (eye color, body size) as your furry character?
Kind of. I've always made a habit of basing my characters on myself.

35. What is your favorite outfit?
That is totally going to depend on the event. If I'm going out to dance, you had better believe I'm in a tight fitting t-shirt (black preferably. Blacki s VERY slimming) with stylish jeans and pridewear. If I'm checking out the local idustrial scene, I'm going to go with black leather pants, a fishnet shirt, collars, gauntlets...
Oh! Sunglasses! They're are an absolute must. The bigger, the better.
Morning or night. If you can't see with them on, prop them on your head.

36. Favorite image in all of the internet?
I'm sure there is a naked Johnny Depp floating around out there somewhere.

37. How many windows/tabs do you have open?
4 windows.

38. What's your desktop image?
Tucker.

39. What shampoo do you use?
You know, I actually don't know for sure... at the moment anyway. Something berries and creams. It smells good.

40. What cologne do you use?
Gaultier, CK, Bath and Body Works, Bod.... depends on the mood.