First off: god damnit Nintendo: first F-zero thing in yonks and it's a bloody battle-royale game... Oh well... That rant was quickly cut short by...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ume5pSIcKE

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

PAPER MARIO THE THOUSAND YEAR DOOR HD!!!!!!

Nintendo... sometimes you piss me off by being an obstinate, insular, and often bizarre company in terms of your decision making...

And then there's times like this: Super Mario RPG AND Paper Mario TTYD... And I'm reminded of why I can't get too mad that your yearly business model is cracking open my skull, extracting Christmas mornings 1993-2008 and selling them back to me...