FA+
Shop
Turkey Blues
16 years ago
General
Fuck, I hate Thanksgiving. I hate parades, i hate getting dressed up for people who don't give a fuck about me, I hate entertaining my cousins while the lazy asshole parents sit in MY ROOM and drink beer and watch football. The food doesn't even come close to redeeming this hellish day for me.
Oh, I also fucking hate when my dad gets a random urge to BLAST SALSA MUSIC IN HIS ROOM. This apartment isn't all that big, so I can't really even hear my own thoughts right now. Fucking Tito Puente. If he weren't dead, I'd kick him in the balls, rip out his liver, and push him off a bridge into the Hudson River.
Actually, him being dead won't stop me. If only I knew where he was buried.
Oh, I also fucking hate when my dad gets a random urge to BLAST SALSA MUSIC IN HIS ROOM. This apartment isn't all that big, so I can't really even hear my own thoughts right now. Fucking Tito Puente. If he weren't dead, I'd kick him in the balls, rip out his liver, and push him off a bridge into the Hudson River.
Actually, him being dead won't stop me. If only I knew where he was buried.
But, I feel we all should look forward to the day when we can annoy our children with the music, fashion and mannerisms of our youths, with the uber-technologic speakers of the future.
You'll get your turn, my friend C: