We once again would like to remind all staff members here to not accept any work by Dr. Bundle. The constant applications and research papers filling our boxes have resulted in numerous inefficiencies and setbacks hindering academia and true science we pride ourselves in, and in doing so, making it more likely that such falsehoods will take root and degrade all scientific merit and accomplishment beyond repair. Each item on the following list is more than enough reason to properly dispose of any further paperwork Dr. Bundle produces and tries to provide to the institution:

-Unacceptable amounts of spelling and grammar errors
-All work pertaining to reproductive matters have failed to be accurately or academically reproduced
-Complete lack and disregard of civility, manners, and professionalism in favor of unserious, lascivious, seductive conduct
-Constant blackmail, plagiarism, and especially sexual harassment of Dr. Balthazar, once quoted "I (Dr. Bundle) want you (Dr. Balthazar) to grab the back of my head and just fucking impale me on your erect cock, nut, pieces of skull and brains explode out the back of my head like im being eaten out by alien throatjaws in a moment of violent ecstasy while im speared so far i tasted all your salty kids[sic]" while likely intoxicated

We urge all members to simply dispose of any more invitations or findings as by Dr. Bundle, and Dr. Bundle to be escorted off the premises if found. We also strongly suggest all members to attend the Professionalism, Reputability, Ethics & Gratitude meeting held from 5:00PM to 6:00PM to be better educated and equipped for combating unscientific misinformation, harmful propaganda, and all other unacceptable measures attempting to be normalized by Dr. Bundle.