Transformers Meme
16 years ago
Saw this going about, so going to give it a shot.
1 - Name every Transformers series you have watched:
Gen 1, Gen 2, Beast Wars, some of Beast Machines, an episode of Robots in Disguise, enough of Armada to hate it, Animated, and all three movies.
2 - What was your favourite series?
Animated, easily.
3 - Have you read any of the comic series? If so, which was your favourite?
Nay.
4 - Which faction do you prefer?
Decepticon.
5 - Which character (or characters) do you like most?
Autobot: Animated Blurr.
Decepticon: Animated Blitzwing.
Maximal: Rattrap.
Predacon: Waspinator, the living chewtoy! X3
Other, and my favorite of all: Sari Sumdac.
6 - Why do you like them so much?
Sari: Easily the most interesting human character out of all of the series, without becoming annoying or thoroughly useless.
7 - What is your favourite pairing? Write 'none' if you are not a pervert:
Animated Bumblebee and Sari Sumdac. ...don't judge me.
8 - Why do you like this pairing so much, you deviant?
Honestly? The two make a cute couple.
9 - What sort of sex do you like your robots to have?
...VR-styled.
10 - Dress someone up. Who is it and what are they wearing?
Sari as Samurai Prowl. 'nuff said.
11 - If you were a giant transforming robot, would you be a pirate or a ninja?
Pirate.
12 - What are your thoughts on Transformers reproduction?
Well, I believe that, after Spark bonding, a protoform begins gestating within the female's body, being constructed inside of a small factory within her abdomen (similar to the movie Batteries Not Included). After the mother has taken in enough energy and raw materials, the protoform is born in a stasis pod, either as a base protoform, or with modifications akin to both of his or her parents.
...yes, I have given this a lot of thought. Why?
13 - If Huffer and Gears threw down in a fight, who would win?
Huffer, because his name is more manly.
14 - RUMBLE IS RED OR IS THAT FRENZY IS BLUE OR RED WHAT?
...Rumble is blue. Frenzy is...black, actually, moreso than he is red.
15 - Do you have a folder full of Transformers porn on your computer?
...there's Transformers porn?
16 - How many pictures does it have in it?
I reinterate: ...there's Transformers porn? XP
17 - Your thoughts on Transformers gender. Give them to me:
They have genders, as they are "organisms".
18 - Kiss Players is the best thing to happen to Transformers. Do you agree with this statement?
It BURNS.
19 - Do you roleplay? If so, where, what, why, how?
Not really, and I get chastized for having so many characters and not actively RPing.
20 - Are Transformers SERIOUS BUSINESS?
Probably.
21 - TRUKK OR MUNKY?
After Animated? Truck.
1 - Name every Transformers series you have watched:
Gen 1, Gen 2, Beast Wars, some of Beast Machines, an episode of Robots in Disguise, enough of Armada to hate it, Animated, and all three movies.
2 - What was your favourite series?
Animated, easily.
3 - Have you read any of the comic series? If so, which was your favourite?
Nay.
4 - Which faction do you prefer?
Decepticon.
5 - Which character (or characters) do you like most?
Autobot: Animated Blurr.
Decepticon: Animated Blitzwing.
Maximal: Rattrap.
Predacon: Waspinator, the living chewtoy! X3
Other, and my favorite of all: Sari Sumdac.
6 - Why do you like them so much?
Sari: Easily the most interesting human character out of all of the series, without becoming annoying or thoroughly useless.
7 - What is your favourite pairing? Write 'none' if you are not a pervert:
Animated Bumblebee and Sari Sumdac. ...don't judge me.
8 - Why do you like this pairing so much, you deviant?
Honestly? The two make a cute couple.
9 - What sort of sex do you like your robots to have?
...VR-styled.
10 - Dress someone up. Who is it and what are they wearing?
Sari as Samurai Prowl. 'nuff said.
11 - If you were a giant transforming robot, would you be a pirate or a ninja?
Pirate.
12 - What are your thoughts on Transformers reproduction?
Well, I believe that, after Spark bonding, a protoform begins gestating within the female's body, being constructed inside of a small factory within her abdomen (similar to the movie Batteries Not Included). After the mother has taken in enough energy and raw materials, the protoform is born in a stasis pod, either as a base protoform, or with modifications akin to both of his or her parents.
...yes, I have given this a lot of thought. Why?
13 - If Huffer and Gears threw down in a fight, who would win?
Huffer, because his name is more manly.
14 - RUMBLE IS RED OR IS THAT FRENZY IS BLUE OR RED WHAT?
...Rumble is blue. Frenzy is...black, actually, moreso than he is red.
15 - Do you have a folder full of Transformers porn on your computer?
...there's Transformers porn?
16 - How many pictures does it have in it?
I reinterate: ...there's Transformers porn? XP
17 - Your thoughts on Transformers gender. Give them to me:
They have genders, as they are "organisms".
18 - Kiss Players is the best thing to happen to Transformers. Do you agree with this statement?
It BURNS.
19 - Do you roleplay? If so, where, what, why, how?
Not really, and I get chastized for having so many characters and not actively RPing.
20 - Are Transformers SERIOUS BUSINESS?
Probably.
21 - TRUKK OR MUNKY?
After Animated? Truck.
FA+
