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November, 2023 marks (roughly) the fifth year I've been doing this on FA. As is (sorta) tradition I'll compare how things were from the last anniversary journal to where they are now.

General Stats

- I have published 89 stories, up from 55 last year. The introduction of Express Slots has definitely bumped this up a lot.
-- Of these, 1 is over 100k words, 29 are at least 10k but less than 100k, leaving 59 under 10k.
- My word total is now 826,081 words, up from 517,228, which is longer than the entire LotR trilogy plus The Hobbit plus The Silmarillion. This does include my magnum opus, The Planeswalker: Between Skies, but sadly does not include Towards The Light, the second book that I have been working on for  walnut45 which is over 100,000 words as well (and counting!). I will absolutely hit the big one-mil somewhere near the start of 2024.
- I have 1 website, up from 0. :) When I publish TtL I plan to expand TPBS's microsite to host various versions of my clean stories under a pen name. (The fetish work that makes up the majority of my gallery will remain on FA/IB(/Weasyl some day maybe?) where it can be properly age-restricted.)

Kink Stats

- 445 narrated pees, up from 352 last year. A smaller increase since my commissioners have been branching me out into other kinks and fetishes.
-- That's an average of 5 per story, down from 6.4 last year. This includes the heavy lifters like Friendship is Golden or Buy One Get One Pee.
- An estimated 647.65 pints of urine have been expelled, not counting hyper pisses. Last year was 561.8 pints. That's 80.95 gallons, slightly more than the volume of a water heater.
- There have been 162 orgasms, up from 98 last year. A notable bump that corresponds with the drop in watersports-focused stories.
-- That's an average of 1.8, the same as last year.
- 97 floors have been peed on, up from 74.
- 52 containers have been peed in, up from 44.
- 21 vehicles have been peed in, up from 19.
- 60 items of furniture have gotten wet, up from 51.
- And a new stat: 66 people have been peed on in narrated scenes. I defined this one as a character being peed in or on by someone else (so wetting doesn't count). Max once per character per scene, which means Splash Party only counts as one.

Markov Chain Shenanigans

Disclaimer: Since last year, Generative AI has become a bit of a Thing; however, Markov chains aren't a form of GenAI. They're much simpler and just semi-randomly glue text together without much intelligence and zero understanding of context. Moreover, the one I use for these journals is also trained 100% off of my own work, so there's no ethical quandaries to deal with either. I'm only making these to laugh at them anyway. So with that established, let's see what nonsense I get this year.

As before, my own comments are in (parentheses).

General ones

- The day after that, she gasped. (Talk about a delayed reaction!)
- When she clenched her muscles similarly to make sure she was back home. (Is this some weird fetishized version of Alice In Wonderland?)
- Reaching down, Melody straightened up, grinning down at the calculations all over the place. (Melody is strangely excited about math. Who knew?)
- Her pussy was so fast! (That's not an adjective I'd normally ascribe to genitalia, but sure, whatever you say.)
- For several minutes to check out my bulge, of course. (owo?)
- We'll just have to bear the responsibility of your company policy! (This could be some sarcastic Code dialogue.)
- Chloe didn't even turn on. (Some fox she is.)
- She shifted a little, and Zhen obligingly opened his eyes closed tight. (Real "John Freeman turned on off the computer" vibes)
- Kaitlyn agreed, reading some more popcorn, only to relax and unwind, and she sank her hips to almost nothing. (It almost makes sense, and yet makes no sense at all.)
- Then, he slid off her kimono, but looked a lot of extra room with a clench of his hat, resting his arms as she felt his tongue out against the side of the ship. (I think you missed, buddy.)
- We are about to avoid staring too closely at Linya's book; it appeared to be targeted and limited, without alerting its denizens to her as she leaned back, stretching out her phone, she realized she had taken over by the door closed behind them. (It started almost coherent and then just got crazier and crazier.)

Code ones

For this set I decided to see what would happen if I forced it to start a sentence with "Code". ;)

- Code didn't know if it's not real lockpicking. (Code confirmed to not be LPL.)
- Code frowned, turning her on immensely. (Do I want to know the context?)
- Code stood in the open, and not the right phrase. (Code has escaped into the narrative itself.)
- Code didn't know what went wrong, though. (I really don't.)
- Code ended her turn, then set it down in history. (A legendary victory at some tabletop game or other, apparently.)
- Code flicked the end of nowhere. (What.)
- Code stared off into the carpet, and inspected it closely; it had changed her tune, but didn't see each other eagerly. (That time Code did drugs and got into a staring contest with a carpet.)
- Code grinned as she knelt down on her hips, she realized she was unconscious and barely clinging to his pants. (Kneeling down on your hips sounds painful.)
- Code knew about the vegetables. (There's some dark secret being alluded to here.)
- Code was wearing a set of doors. (Ah, doing Dark Souls 3, I see.)
- Code stared off into the trees and the divider between the front displays bearing feminine mannequins in lacey underwear. (Code is trapped in a lingerie store.)

I think I'm still safe from the machine uprising, at least from Markov chains.