new moon essential bitch blog
16 years ago
General
Ha. I saw it yesterday. I hate that I'm admitting it, but I liked it. I mean, I'm sure it was a horrible movie to people who haven't read the books, but I actually liked it. It was tremendously better than the first, but I still have things to knitpick.
Continuity: I'm very happy Victoria's hair is FINALLY red like it's supposed to be, but it's still a continuity error. I don't think vampires just change hair color like that.
Werewolves: THEY'RE NOT WEREWOLVES!!!
Jacob: I laughed so hard when he pulled off his shirt. "Oh, your head's bleeding. Lemme get that for you." ~bow chikabow bow~
Marriage: They, at no point, elaborated in the movie that Bella fears getting married, which made her little gasp at the end or Edward's whole "I'll make a deal with you" thing fucking retarded. Anyone who hasn't read the book won't get it.
And of course: vampires DON'T SPARKLE. Urg. I hate you, Stephanie Meyers. Whatever concept you pulled out of your ass that made you believe that corpses sparkle in the sunlight should just be left in your ass. As well as how eye color is determined by your nutrient intake. If I ate spinach all the time, my eyes wouldn't turn green. If a vampire drinks blood with a different genetic pattern than other animals, they won't turn red. A vampire is still a human body, it's just dead. Human eyes are incapable of being red or yellow/gold.
Oh, god. Fuck you, Twilight saga. Fuck you, Twilight casting director, but thank you for Michael Sheen. At least you got one thing right. And I guess Peter Facielli, too.
Continuity: I'm very happy Victoria's hair is FINALLY red like it's supposed to be, but it's still a continuity error. I don't think vampires just change hair color like that.
Werewolves: THEY'RE NOT WEREWOLVES!!!
Jacob: I laughed so hard when he pulled off his shirt. "Oh, your head's bleeding. Lemme get that for you." ~bow chikabow bow~
Marriage: They, at no point, elaborated in the movie that Bella fears getting married, which made her little gasp at the end or Edward's whole "I'll make a deal with you" thing fucking retarded. Anyone who hasn't read the book won't get it.
And of course: vampires DON'T SPARKLE. Urg. I hate you, Stephanie Meyers. Whatever concept you pulled out of your ass that made you believe that corpses sparkle in the sunlight should just be left in your ass. As well as how eye color is determined by your nutrient intake. If I ate spinach all the time, my eyes wouldn't turn green. If a vampire drinks blood with a different genetic pattern than other animals, they won't turn red. A vampire is still a human body, it's just dead. Human eyes are incapable of being red or yellow/gold.
Oh, god. Fuck you, Twilight saga. Fuck you, Twilight casting director, but thank you for Michael Sheen. At least you got one thing right. And I guess Peter Facielli, too.
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hes said it several times that he only did the movie for the huge amounts of cash they paid him. since Stephenie pretty much demanded he play Edward.
heres to links with some funny quotes by the poor guy
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertai.....ice-open-necks
http://io9.com/5096763/twilight-mak.....t-fanwank-ever