well... pretty self explanatory.

Sexy :
- Well kept darker hair
- a smooth chest, and a treasure trail
- caressing, gentle petting, or stroking
- Jeans or boxers and no shirt, but if you must wear one I prefer muscle shirts
- little scruff/ stubble
- broad shoulders.
- Makes me laugh in a cynical kind of way.
- Musically talented
- my wrists, neck, waist and such being restrained, and other such light bondage.
- Nice hands
- compliments
- love bites, little licks, really big kisses, just using your mouth really.
- Spontaneous acts, like a really unexpected kiss or hug or visit.
- Sweat

Non-Sexy
- Vaginas
- Guys with lots of hair or bad acne, on their backs
- Smoker breath, or just general bad breath, and B.O.
- Braces
- Speech impediments
- Condoms
- Bugs (seriously, once saw one while over a sink come out of the drain, I almost threw up)
- Really messy and dirty/unhygienic people
- Being completely naked, but you still have your damn socks on. (If your feet are cold, go buy some slippers!)
- When you go down on a guy, and his ‘parts’ are not well kept and smell bad, but you would feel like you insulted them if you didn’t do something with them since you’re already down there, so you just have to put up with it. Eww.
- Sex with the TV on. I just can’t tune it out, and it really distracts me.