whenever i use my dildos and i'm too tired to do the whole routine of cleaning/drying/putting them away, i'll suction them to the wall of my shower and give 'em a quick hose-down and leave them there til morning. however, this has resulted in a time or two where one of the bigger ones has come unstuck and thudded down to the floor in the middle of the fucking night, waking me up and scaring the bejesus outta me.

#just-jerkin-things 🤪

anyway i'm not dead i'm just tired and swamped but after the holidays are over i'll probably have more time for nsfw art :P