banned for socializing on social media
2 years ago
so ok twitter hates me enough to where it OMEGA shadowbanned me to where nobody can see my replies or posts--the reason? apparently i "overpromote" my business there for commissions and retweet too much
thankfully i can safely talk here so lemme just get this out
Elon Musk, you're like a gallstone that was shat out of a prolapsed anus, you're like a grandma's floppy deflated veiny tit lactating ricotta cheese, you're like a fucking failed abortion that was left to shrivel in a dumpster and was mistaken for a sundried raisin
Elon Musk you make me feel special, like the kind of special when someone gives you an expired coupon for JCpenney from 2007
Elon Musk PLEASE go fucking jump off a boat into a pool of buffalo piss and pigshit, you have a stupid fucking inverted smile and your wife is a cumslut
sincerely,
some fucking suicidal cunt on the internet
thankfully i can safely talk here so lemme just get this out
Elon Musk, you're like a gallstone that was shat out of a prolapsed anus, you're like a grandma's floppy deflated veiny tit lactating ricotta cheese, you're like a fucking failed abortion that was left to shrivel in a dumpster and was mistaken for a sundried raisin
Elon Musk you make me feel special, like the kind of special when someone gives you an expired coupon for JCpenney from 2007
Elon Musk PLEASE go fucking jump off a boat into a pool of buffalo piss and pigshit, you have a stupid fucking inverted smile and your wife is a cumslut
sincerely,
some fucking suicidal cunt on the internet
FA+

otherwise no i really deserve an ass beating lmao!
You may have said “suicidal” as a joke, but I don’t care
We’re here for ya, dude.
Your can done it, I’m belief in you.
You what?!
I have never seen you post on your Twitter regarding opening commissions. If you did, I would have jumped on that chance! Heck I’ve ever personally DM’d you on Twitter asking about commissions from you
like fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF with that elon
I need to hear you slam on megachurches and pop-preachers next
Don't hold back anything. Just let fly!
You'll feel better after you do it. :)
which is fair.
Twitter has been circling the drain all year and it's only a matter of time before Elon decides he's not making enough money again, and outright bans porn all together. Then it'll get taken out behind the shed just like Tumblr. Which is exactly why I started uploading pictures of my own dick! It's not gonna be around for much longer. If we're lucky, maybe he'll finally finish building his rocket to the moon so he can reenact the Challenger explosion.
who knows, i'm gonna go sit on a huuuuuge potato i found in some dude's garden, it's gonna rip my asshole into a mega asshole, i'll keep y'all posted on this worthwhile endeavor.
And I am not kidding, my favorite one so far is "Yo mama is so ugly the Romulans brought her in naked and Picard screamed, 'there's five lights!'."
I see aton of people promoting themselves and it isn't fair to have you be shadowbanned like this.
this went on for a while, i think i was getting DM'd every other day from someone saying my stuff was hidden from them
finally someone shot over a screencap of a shadowban checker and like, it had all the things ticked on it from search ban to search suggestion--ya can't look me up on there (or at least i have problems checking), no autofills, etc
Also I pop in on the ancient Lorekeep process forum to see if they have any obscure fetish content that fell through the cracks elsewhere. Visited two weeks ago and got a message that I have been permanently banned, for no given reason. The last time I was on the site was a year and a half ago, who even knows I exist on that site to be able to ban me... Like, wtf?
So, sometimes you just get banned on the internet for no reason randomly, even if you aren't even using the site. *shrug*
"We're too cheap and lazy to moderate, here have this negative 35 IQ AI that babysits an entire site, also we don't want to offend anyone by telling them they've been yeeted from the algorithm, and that their comments are randomly deleted/hidden for no apparent reason"
I also remember some Youtube bot comments with literally malicious zorn links staying up for at least a day. Meanwhile, a completely normal, unoffensive comment by a real person gets shadowbranned within like 2 minutes.
"10/10 priority, would off innocent civilians again" - Average moderation bot AI