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2024 is on the horizon so i am setting unrealistic expectations and goals instead of tempering my aspirations as i normally do, cos that never goes well anyways so FUCK IT we going elbow-deep in this asshole and i'm ripping out someone's prostate like that one fatality from Splatterhouse
anyways yeah 2024 we'll be getting the Switch 2, a five-second look at Metroid Prime 4, Sly Cooper 5, Resident Evil Code Veronica Remake AND RE9, Jak & Daxter will be back, I'll finally pass this kidney stone in my girlfriend's bathroom, and twitter will finally collapse under the weight of all the pornbot titties that's on there.
have a tuesday
anyways yeah 2024 we'll be getting the Switch 2, a five-second look at Metroid Prime 4, Sly Cooper 5, Resident Evil Code Veronica Remake AND RE9, Jak & Daxter will be back, I'll finally pass this kidney stone in my girlfriend's bathroom, and twitter will finally collapse under the weight of all the pornbot titties that's on there.
have a tuesday
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But yeah, seriously, here's to a really good 2024. Swing for the fences and you might hit a home run, but if all you so is bunt you're certain not to. ;)
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Jk Jk. Hope ya have a good new year, man :3
Thanks for the Tuesday, have a Thursday in return! :D