It’s almost midnight your watching the ball drop, they count down,
10; you feel your ear get longer and pressure on your forehead,
9: you feel a tingle at the base of your spine, pins and needles all over your body,
8: brown fur begins to grow, if your wearing cloths they become uncomfortable.
7: your vision becomes sharper, muscle grow on caths as your pants begin to rip.
6: the pressure in your forehead lessons your unaware that you now have antlers.
5: more fur grows you feel a pressure in your feet and toes. Your shoes becoming tight.
4: you fee a pressure k. Your face, it feels plesent. You do feel hot, so you decide to take off your shirt.
3: your pants are now in shreads a little bunny tail wiggles the pressure in your shoes become more unbearable.
2: your shoes burst slowing your new cloven hooves to clack on the floor.
#1: you look down. Now realizing what happened your now a


HAPPY NUDE DEERS