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jaleo Jaleo
Personal:
1)Are you Equine?
Yup, though it's actually backwards, Unicorns are equine.
2)If so What breed are you?
Grey.
3)Would/do you have accessories?
What, like harness? Not unless I needed to plow a field or something.
4)What special markings would/do you have?
Nothing special, lots of dapples.
5)Can you or do you make horsie noises?
Sometimes.
6)Do you have horsie mannerisms if so what are they?
Quite a few, hoof stomping in particular.
7)Any conformation flaws?
Underweight.
Favorites:
8)What is/are your favorite breeds?
RL? Fresian probably, but I like Morgans and all the heavies too. And Icelandics.
9)What is your favorite eye color?
Hazel or brown.
10)What is your favorite coat color?
Grey, dun, and black.
11)What is your favorite sex?
Mares of course!
12)What is your favorite gate?
Gate or gait? Most folks don't have a favorite gate style.
13)Do you like breeding and foals?
I love the look of a pregnant mare, especially if she has a nice big bag.
General:
14)Do you prefer long hair or short hair?
Depends on the season, fuzzy horses look right in the winter.
15)Do you like your horses large or slim?
Large, preferably.
16)How tall do you like your horse?
Big is good!
17)Do you have a horse plush toy?
More than a few.
18)Do you have a horse ornament?
About a dozen or more.
19)Do you have any horse art or pictures on your walls or standing frame?
Quite a few.
20)Have you ever actually learned to ride...
I have, though I'm rusty as all hell now.
Experience:
21)Ridden a horse?
Yes, English. Never did get the hang of jumping though.
22)Have you fallen off?
Yup, bruised a kidney in the process, that was a big OUCH!
23)Have you ever had to bail or intentionally throw your self off?
Can't say I've ever had to do that.
24)Do you own a riding helmet?
Yup, though it's not approved anymore.
25)Do you have riding boots?
Yes, both English and Western
26)Do you have clothing for riding?
Hacking jacket that was my dad's.
27)Mucked out a stable or stall?
More than a few times.
28)Groomed a horse?
As many as needed doing. Probably maxed at a half-dozen in one day.
29)Kissed a horse?
Nope, though I've been nuzzled and even picked up once.
30)Been groomed by a horse?
Yes, though they're not very neat.
31)Bathed a horse?
Yes, more than a few times.
32)Bitten by a horse?
Not severely, just a nip or two.
33)Kicked by a horse?
Yup, more than once. One left a lovely bruise in the middle of my thigh.
34)Has a horse ever ditched you and left you to walk back?
Nope.
35)Have you ever lost control or had it bolt (take the bit) on you?
Yes, had a spooky mare freak and break her lead, ran right out of the barn! Fortunately I caught her before she hurt herself.
36)Have you bred horses (horse-to-horse)?
Nope.
37)Have you been pinned down. (like pressed against a wall/door etc. by the weight of the horse)?
Not sure, maybe?
38)What sort of treat would/do you have for them?
Carrots are always popular.
39)Have you spent large amounts of cash on horses?
Nope, I've never had to own one, which is when the cash comes out.
Rochndil, former member of the UGA Equestrian Team...
jaleo JaleoPersonal:
1)Are you Equine?
Yup, though it's actually backwards, Unicorns are equine.
2)If so What breed are you?
Grey.
3)Would/do you have accessories?
What, like harness? Not unless I needed to plow a field or something.
4)What special markings would/do you have?
Nothing special, lots of dapples.
5)Can you or do you make horsie noises?
Sometimes.
6)Do you have horsie mannerisms if so what are they?
Quite a few, hoof stomping in particular.
7)Any conformation flaws?
Underweight.
Favorites:
8)What is/are your favorite breeds?
RL? Fresian probably, but I like Morgans and all the heavies too. And Icelandics.
9)What is your favorite eye color?
Hazel or brown.
10)What is your favorite coat color?
Grey, dun, and black.
11)What is your favorite sex?
Mares of course!
12)What is your favorite gate?
Gate or gait? Most folks don't have a favorite gate style.
13)Do you like breeding and foals?
I love the look of a pregnant mare, especially if she has a nice big bag.
General:
14)Do you prefer long hair or short hair?
Depends on the season, fuzzy horses look right in the winter.
15)Do you like your horses large or slim?
Large, preferably.
16)How tall do you like your horse?
Big is good!
17)Do you have a horse plush toy?
More than a few.
18)Do you have a horse ornament?
About a dozen or more.
19)Do you have any horse art or pictures on your walls or standing frame?
Quite a few.
20)Have you ever actually learned to ride...
I have, though I'm rusty as all hell now.
Experience:
21)Ridden a horse?
Yes, English. Never did get the hang of jumping though.
22)Have you fallen off?
Yup, bruised a kidney in the process, that was a big OUCH!
23)Have you ever had to bail or intentionally throw your self off?
Can't say I've ever had to do that.
24)Do you own a riding helmet?
Yup, though it's not approved anymore.
25)Do you have riding boots?
Yes, both English and Western
26)Do you have clothing for riding?
Hacking jacket that was my dad's.
27)Mucked out a stable or stall?
More than a few times.
28)Groomed a horse?
As many as needed doing. Probably maxed at a half-dozen in one day.
29)Kissed a horse?
Nope, though I've been nuzzled and even picked up once.
30)Been groomed by a horse?
Yes, though they're not very neat.
31)Bathed a horse?
Yes, more than a few times.
32)Bitten by a horse?
Not severely, just a nip or two.
33)Kicked by a horse?
Yup, more than once. One left a lovely bruise in the middle of my thigh.
34)Has a horse ever ditched you and left you to walk back?
Nope.
35)Have you ever lost control or had it bolt (take the bit) on you?
Yes, had a spooky mare freak and break her lead, ran right out of the barn! Fortunately I caught her before she hurt herself.
36)Have you bred horses (horse-to-horse)?
Nope.
37)Have you been pinned down. (like pressed against a wall/door etc. by the weight of the horse)?
Not sure, maybe?
38)What sort of treat would/do you have for them?
Carrots are always popular.
39)Have you spent large amounts of cash on horses?
Nope, I've never had to own one, which is when the cash comes out.
Rochndil, former member of the UGA Equestrian Team...
