CBS/Paramount... just... why...
a year ago
*POOF*
I'm Mister Meeseeks! Look at me!
I'm Mister Meeseeks! Look at me!
https://boundingintocomics.com/2024.....y-remains-mia/
Oh good... another fucking Kelvin timeline Star Trek film... because we were all holding our breath for that rotting whale carcass to wash up on shore again...
Oh and it's ANOTHER prequel! That'd make it... a prequel, to a prequel-reboot, that was itself quasi-rebooted when Disco-tute came out; I think we're hitting inception levels here; The Vat of Acid episode from Rick and Morty has less timeline resets...
Just... WHY!? The only thing that has been decent to come out of Bad Robot/Secret Hideout's rule over Star Trek was Picard season 3; and that was more an instance of some actual passionate work escaping from the fucking stroggification assembly line that Star Trek has been strapped to since 2009.
... AND there's a fourth Kelvin movie apparently... AND a "Section 31" movie because Kurtzmann can't get that idea out of his head: the nitwit can't write basic character interplay or world-building, so why not let him try espionage I see no way that could go badly.
You know what? Fuck it: CBS/Paramount: PLEASE do this! Please burn more money, throw it into the money pit; because the sooner you have to take Star Trek away from Alex Kurtzmann/JJ Abrams and sell it at the IP pawn shop to pay your bills the better.
Oh good... another fucking Kelvin timeline Star Trek film... because we were all holding our breath for that rotting whale carcass to wash up on shore again...
Oh and it's ANOTHER prequel! That'd make it... a prequel, to a prequel-reboot, that was itself quasi-rebooted when Disco-tute came out; I think we're hitting inception levels here; The Vat of Acid episode from Rick and Morty has less timeline resets...
Just... WHY!? The only thing that has been decent to come out of Bad Robot/Secret Hideout's rule over Star Trek was Picard season 3; and that was more an instance of some actual passionate work escaping from the fucking stroggification assembly line that Star Trek has been strapped to since 2009.
... AND there's a fourth Kelvin movie apparently... AND a "Section 31" movie because Kurtzmann can't get that idea out of his head: the nitwit can't write basic character interplay or world-building, so why not let him try espionage I see no way that could go badly.
You know what? Fuck it: CBS/Paramount: PLEASE do this! Please burn more money, throw it into the money pit; because the sooner you have to take Star Trek away from Alex Kurtzmann/JJ Abrams and sell it at the IP pawn shop to pay your bills the better.

MarcusStarkiller
~marcusstarkiller
Ugh...

chinook_orca
~chinookorca
OP
"NO MORE!" - A wall on Gallifrey... Also Bruce Wayne in the Dark Knight Returns

MarcusStarkiller
~marcusstarkiller
Yep.

CanCheetah
~cancheetah
They need to go back in time and bring a whale to the future to save mankind.