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The OC Files: Laura
2 years ago
General
Full name: Laura Martínez Formes
Nationality: Mexico (aún no la sacaron)
Place of origin: near "The Jungle"
Species: Parrot/Macaw
Age: 30 years (trully, nature's milf)
Sexuality: uh... I ran out of stuff to put in this part, so... Just, make your head canons and live happily ever after with them, ok?
Hight: 1.9 meters (6.02 feet in "wtf is a kilometer?" languaje)
Some of her possesions: Pyulo, her treehouse, her luchador outfit, her crossbow and some solar panels.
Favourite series: any nature documentary, specially if they are jungle related.
Favourite game: Donkey Kong Country saga
Favourite artist: Sr. Pelo
Favourite food: peanuts and coconuts
Favourite music: she doesn't have a specific one, but she loves making it with her friends.
Favourite game/movie/series OST: Island Swing, Stickerbrush Simphony, Tropical Wilds theme, Jammin' Jams and Deep Rainforest (Lush).
Other things about her: she considers herself as "the mother of the jungle", taking care of anyone who's lost that she finds when going around the jungle, people who where ""her children"" have a lot of positive things to say about her. She's really caring most of the time, but when she gets mad, she mad. She's also the famous luchadora "La Mami Naturaleza" ("Mommy Nature" for the english folks), she's on the top 10 of female wrestlers! And lastly, the popularity she got as luchadora got her the money to buy the entire jungle she lives in, the jungle can't be harmed if Laura is in charge.
Things she wants to say: "hola pequeñín, yo soy Laura, seguramente me reconozcas por ser la mina de la lucha libre, sip, ¡soy la mismísima Mami Naturaleza! Espero no haberte roto ningún hueso cuándo me caí encima de vos mientras me balanceaba entre lianas... no preguntes cómo no rompo lianas con estas tetánicas.
Tuve que traerte a mi casa para mantenerte a salvo, ya te llevaré fuera de mi jungla mañana, de mientras tendré que cuidarte. Este chiquitín de acá es Pyulo, no te asustes, él es muy amistoso, me suele acompañar a cualquier lugar a donde voy.
Y una última cosa, nunca, NUNCA salgas de aquí de noche, él esta esperando carne fresca como tú...
En fin, espérame aquí, Mami Laura tiene que seguir vigilando la jungla, ¡portate bien!"
Nationality: Mexico (aún no la sacaron)
Place of origin: near "The Jungle"
Species: Parrot/Macaw
Age: 30 years (trully, nature's milf)
Sexuality: uh... I ran out of stuff to put in this part, so... Just, make your head canons and live happily ever after with them, ok?
Hight: 1.9 meters (6.02 feet in "wtf is a kilometer?" languaje)
Some of her possesions: Pyulo, her treehouse, her luchador outfit, her crossbow and some solar panels.
Favourite series: any nature documentary, specially if they are jungle related.
Favourite game: Donkey Kong Country saga
Favourite artist: Sr. Pelo
Favourite food: peanuts and coconuts
Favourite music: she doesn't have a specific one, but she loves making it with her friends.
Favourite game/movie/series OST: Island Swing, Stickerbrush Simphony, Tropical Wilds theme, Jammin' Jams and Deep Rainforest (Lush).
Other things about her: she considers herself as "the mother of the jungle", taking care of anyone who's lost that she finds when going around the jungle, people who where ""her children"" have a lot of positive things to say about her. She's really caring most of the time, but when she gets mad, she mad. She's also the famous luchadora "La Mami Naturaleza" ("Mommy Nature" for the english folks), she's on the top 10 of female wrestlers! And lastly, the popularity she got as luchadora got her the money to buy the entire jungle she lives in, the jungle can't be harmed if Laura is in charge.
Things she wants to say: "hola pequeñín, yo soy Laura, seguramente me reconozcas por ser la mina de la lucha libre, sip, ¡soy la mismísima Mami Naturaleza! Espero no haberte roto ningún hueso cuándo me caí encima de vos mientras me balanceaba entre lianas... no preguntes cómo no rompo lianas con estas tetánicas.
Tuve que traerte a mi casa para mantenerte a salvo, ya te llevaré fuera de mi jungla mañana, de mientras tendré que cuidarte. Este chiquitín de acá es Pyulo, no te asustes, él es muy amistoso, me suele acompañar a cualquier lugar a donde voy.
Y una última cosa, nunca, NUNCA salgas de aquí de noche, él esta esperando carne fresca como tú...
En fin, espérame aquí, Mami Laura tiene que seguir vigilando la jungla, ¡portate bien!"
