Aaron: Well I try to eat healthy all the time, but wanna know a secret papi~? I’ll admit it’s childish, but I love sweets, especially anything that comes from an oven. Cakes and bakes and I love those little cupcakes too and- Murr~ *Shivers excitedly as his short rides up, a big fat guy blorpimg into view as the seat of his tight pants split from his fat cheeks forcing their way out* Heh~
Probably a tie between Pop-Up Pandamonium and 50 Shades of Ice Bear. The former because it was my best work at replicating the canon series’ characterisation and writing, and the latter because it was my chance to replicate cringe fanfic writing and it’s hilarious
Aaron: Phrasing papi~ But, well, hmmm. I don’t know really. Maybe it was when I used the cursed anchor medallion that causes you to absorb water. Not because it was hard to take off, even after I absorbed a whole pool, I just didn’t want the fun to end so soon
Orlon: *Grunts*
Firecracker: Char? (“I have to choose?!”)
Me? Spaghetti