HELP! Story Commissions For Gas Bill
a year ago
Hamha,
Lucca and I continue to find more-and-more ways to stretch a dollar, but some bills just come at the worst possible times. In this case, it's the gas bill. :(
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Given how my new medicine has made my productivity and creativity shoot through the roof, I can promise anyone who commissions me for a story that the turnaround time will be super-ultra-mega quick. Story commissions are, typically, around 2,000 words and $40 USD. All I need is your idea, who you want in it, some important details to best share the characters and their activities, and an optional link to an image / picture you'd like to go with the story. (I have a default for Yosh's Little Tales if you don't want / need a specific image to go with your story.).
To commission a story...
1: Send me a DM with all the details on the type of story you'd like written. (I can write just about anything, but do best with cute-and-cuddly stories of childhood innocence with loads of love and friendship.).
2: Send your $40 USD payment to my PayPal at palumbo.ms[at]gmail.com
3: Upon receiving your payment, I will verify it has been received and will add you to my commission queue. (4 spots are open).
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I'm still in the process of getting some of my Neopets TCG card sets up on eBay / Etsy. I expect to sell them based on how I am willing to part with the ones I'm selling at a price that is notably lower than they are being priced and are selling for. (I'd rather make sure my bills are paid than be fussy over not getting loads of muns for cards that, ideally, I want to go to someone who can appreciate the beautiful art that my lack of eyesight prevents me from doing.).
If you are interested in purchasing a set of Neopets TCG cards, I'm looking for $200, which includes shipping, a binder, and all cards in 9-Pocket, Ultra Pro pages. I'm also willing to take a 'Best Offer' given my immediate need for money to pay the $150 gas bill.
The sets I'm selling are...
RETURN OF DR. SLOTH:
Intending to be tied into an online plot, this set was released in 2004 & the online tie-in was delayed until early 2008 due to workload.[2] This set totaled 100 cards. This expansion's theme was space, providing players with futuristic and robotic items and equipment. Six new Neopet species made their debut in this expansion (Basic Type: Cybunny, Grundo, Jetsam, Jubjub, and Kougra).
https://www.ccgtrader.net/games/neo.....n-of-dr-sloth/
MYSTERY ISLAND:
Based upon a tropical island locale, this 100-card expansion provided no new card types, but did introduce four new Neopet species, including the Pteri and Techo (other Basic Type: Krawk and Peophin). The related plot was the Secret of the Volcano mystery plot in Fall 2003, but the plot and the expansion were not released together.
https://www.ccgtrader.net/games/neo.....ystery-island/
LOST DESERT:
This 100-card expansion took players to the shifting sands of the Lost Desert. Basic Neopets released in this expansion are the Ruki, the Kau, and the Tonu. Site-wise, there was a plot and war revolving around this expansion.
https://www.ccgtrader.net/games/neo.....g/lost-desert/
HAUNTED WOODS:
The final expansion, featuring 100 cards with a spooky theme. Cards are related to ghosts, werewolves, and zombies, among others. This deck is associated with the plot, Tale of Woe; where a village has fallen under a curse, and only the Neopets can determine what happened to the townsfolk. There are no new Basic Type cards, although they did fill out the basic 4 colors for the Lenny and Tonu. Special color versions are included for Acara, Aisha, Cybunny, and Korbat. As with previous recent releases, this release appears to be been done with a minimum amount of publicity. This is the last expansion produced by Wizards of the Coast.
https://www.ccgtrader.net/games/neo.....haunted-woods/
This need for money wouldn't even exist if my tax return, being based on taxes I pay as part of the home mortgage, will not be sent to me until July, or August. :(
Thank you for your time and any consideration and/or sharing of what I can do to earn what I need to pay this accursed gas bill.
Your Pal,

---Yosh E. O'Ducky ;)
Lucca and I continue to find more-and-more ways to stretch a dollar, but some bills just come at the worst possible times. In this case, it's the gas bill. :(
***
Given how my new medicine has made my productivity and creativity shoot through the roof, I can promise anyone who commissions me for a story that the turnaround time will be super-ultra-mega quick. Story commissions are, typically, around 2,000 words and $40 USD. All I need is your idea, who you want in it, some important details to best share the characters and their activities, and an optional link to an image / picture you'd like to go with the story. (I have a default for Yosh's Little Tales if you don't want / need a specific image to go with your story.).
To commission a story...
1: Send me a DM with all the details on the type of story you'd like written. (I can write just about anything, but do best with cute-and-cuddly stories of childhood innocence with loads of love and friendship.).
2: Send your $40 USD payment to my PayPal at palumbo.ms[at]gmail.com
3: Upon receiving your payment, I will verify it has been received and will add you to my commission queue. (4 spots are open).
***
I'm still in the process of getting some of my Neopets TCG card sets up on eBay / Etsy. I expect to sell them based on how I am willing to part with the ones I'm selling at a price that is notably lower than they are being priced and are selling for. (I'd rather make sure my bills are paid than be fussy over not getting loads of muns for cards that, ideally, I want to go to someone who can appreciate the beautiful art that my lack of eyesight prevents me from doing.).
If you are interested in purchasing a set of Neopets TCG cards, I'm looking for $200, which includes shipping, a binder, and all cards in 9-Pocket, Ultra Pro pages. I'm also willing to take a 'Best Offer' given my immediate need for money to pay the $150 gas bill.
The sets I'm selling are...
RETURN OF DR. SLOTH:
Intending to be tied into an online plot, this set was released in 2004 & the online tie-in was delayed until early 2008 due to workload.[2] This set totaled 100 cards. This expansion's theme was space, providing players with futuristic and robotic items and equipment. Six new Neopet species made their debut in this expansion (Basic Type: Cybunny, Grundo, Jetsam, Jubjub, and Kougra).
https://www.ccgtrader.net/games/neo.....n-of-dr-sloth/
MYSTERY ISLAND:
Based upon a tropical island locale, this 100-card expansion provided no new card types, but did introduce four new Neopet species, including the Pteri and Techo (other Basic Type: Krawk and Peophin). The related plot was the Secret of the Volcano mystery plot in Fall 2003, but the plot and the expansion were not released together.
https://www.ccgtrader.net/games/neo.....ystery-island/
LOST DESERT:
This 100-card expansion took players to the shifting sands of the Lost Desert. Basic Neopets released in this expansion are the Ruki, the Kau, and the Tonu. Site-wise, there was a plot and war revolving around this expansion.
https://www.ccgtrader.net/games/neo.....g/lost-desert/
HAUNTED WOODS:
The final expansion, featuring 100 cards with a spooky theme. Cards are related to ghosts, werewolves, and zombies, among others. This deck is associated with the plot, Tale of Woe; where a village has fallen under a curse, and only the Neopets can determine what happened to the townsfolk. There are no new Basic Type cards, although they did fill out the basic 4 colors for the Lenny and Tonu. Special color versions are included for Acara, Aisha, Cybunny, and Korbat. As with previous recent releases, this release appears to be been done with a minimum amount of publicity. This is the last expansion produced by Wizards of the Coast.
https://www.ccgtrader.net/games/neo.....haunted-woods/
This need for money wouldn't even exist if my tax return, being based on taxes I pay as part of the home mortgage, will not be sent to me until July, or August. :(
Thank you for your time and any consideration and/or sharing of what I can do to earn what I need to pay this accursed gas bill.
Your Pal,

---Yosh E. O'Ducky ;)

LeonXIII
~leonxiii
I was just thinking of who I should commission for cute stuff :) I'll try and think of something, hopefully either tonight or tomorrow.

Yosh-E-O
~yosh-e-o
OP
Thank you, Leon. I'm most eager to get to work on this story. :)