I didn't understand any of this. Is this a YouTube? Or one of those Tik-Toks the kids are "vaping?"

it's a viral sensation that leaked out of reddit into mainstream media like uranium at chernobyl

exactly as toxic too.

I'm not gonna lie, my eyes unfocused about 2/3 of the way through reading this and my brain refused to register any further words.

look all I'm saying is anytime I want I can put my tongue on the roof of my mouth and it just makes me look upwards a bit and smile for real. it's such a dumb thing and I love it because the memes are so funny.
i want billions must try on a patch

I read this and got cancer, thanks!

i wrote this and i'm still a leo 😭

The cream always rises to the top!

i wish

i was a fucking capricorn

like you have no idea.

I'm a Zoomer, and even I nearly blacked out trying to read this. Modern Lingo is terrifying.

Based and Rizzed

they don't call me rizz cracker for nothin

I want some grokmaxxing, thanks.

Honestly, Looksmaxxers - and the incels whose ideology they're spreading - can take a deep breath and blow me; anyone who thinks that someone else needs to commit not living just because they don't meet some arbitrary standard are people who aren't worth listening to.

i know this was a joke (probably) over on twitter but a couple years ago i was talking about how i'd wake up gasping for air cos my asthma was flaring up and that my nose would close up from sinus congestion and someone was like "git gud you fuckin mouthbreather" AND THAT STUCK WITH ME COS I LEARNED THAT MOUTHBREATHING IS """"undesirable"""" to which i do not give a singular atomic fuck.

but yeah no the looksmaxxing stigma is uhh, annoying to say the very least.

Honestly, who cares what looksmaxxers think? Anyone who parrots incel ideology isn't worth your time.

Holy fucking shit I am so out of touch... And I'm okay with that
*sprays with pesticide* Keep your Zoomer talk out of my sinapses...

i read that as your sinuses at first

like god yeah these fuckin allergies on reddit

Lol, brain, nose... Same thing.

last night with how bad my allergies were

i might as WELL have sneezed my final synapse

R.I.P IQ

What language are you speaking? Is this French, or Klingon?

i'm speaking in reddit

i heard this was narrated by fawn bags as she ate her 25th bag of malted milkballs. of which i love.

she got straight fucked up on those Maltesers and bennies

Níor thuig mé focal de sin a bhfuilim thar a bheith buíoch as. Fós grá do ealaín agus carachtair cé.

:D

Oh my god they're locking in

This make brain hurt not good. :<

Whenever you're feeling like the most pathetic loser on earth remember: the position is taken along with like the next 100 thousand spots down. Or however many people pay money for this shit.