We aren’t joking, I just woke up to a myriad of bizarrens that even Dunder Mifflin would look normal:

1 - a Woman took a dead Elder man to the bank to get a 17 grand reais loan.
(Use google translator to read no worries it'll translate good enough to read.)
https://jovempan.com.br/noticias/br.....-r-17-mil.html

2 - Glauber Braga a member of the Socialism and Liberty Party clearly under influence of Narcotics playing pretend as Tony Montana by expelling literally pushing and kicking ass of Gabriel Costenaro, a member of Free Brazil Movement simply for the crime of staying in the House of The People known as Congress after the latter took Uber drivers to talk with deputies (congressmen) contrary to a bill that will tax uber and other drive apps.

This same Glauber Braga waste all his parliamentary salary to the point he is in debt, he started his career as a nepotism worker on his mother's mayoral tenure in Nova Friburgo (New Freiburg) Rio de Janeiro.

What's funnier are the leftists trying to mop the floor and defend the indefensible by claiming he "fight for the little man, he has a warm heart." It'd be like a BLM or any Democrat trying to defend a socialist Ivy League Preppy member of your local government office who just expelled a citizen from a place they have a right to be in.




3 - the Senate finally decided and made clear a distinction of what constitutes a drug user and trafficker by creating a Constitutional Amendment Bill that will criminalize all types of drug and any gram of either Possession or Carrying.

(Use google translate function it works well)
https://gazetabrasil.com.br/justica.....er-quantidade/

https://agenciabrasil.ebc.com.br/po.....osse-de-drogas

https://www12.senado.leg.br/noticia.....-para-a-camara
For reference this is the current definition in the constitution:

Art. 5º All are equal before the law, without distinction of any kind, guaranteeing to Brazilians and foreigners residing in the country the inviolability of the right to life, freedom, equality, security and property, in the following terms:
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XLIII - the law will consider crimes that are unsecurable and insusceptible of grace or amnesty the practice of torture, the illicit trafficking of narcotics and related drugs, terrorism and those defined as heinous crimes, by them answering the principals, the executors and those who, being able to avoid them, omit themselves;
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This will be the new Section added to Art. 5:

LXXX – The law will consider a crime the possession and carrying, regardless of the quantity, of narcotics or related drugs without authorization or in disagreement with legal or regulatory determination, observing the distinction between the trafficker and the user, applicable to the latter alternative penalties to imprisonment and treatment against dependence;