This kobold,he comes into a tavern, walks up to the Bartender and says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you 500 in gold that I can piss into that mug over there and not spill a single solitary drop." The bartender says ... now one more time this mug is like a good ten feet away ...he says, "Now wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You're trying to tell me you're gonna bet me 500 in gold that YOU can piss standing over here waaay over there, into that mug, and not spill a single drop?" The kobold looks up smiling and says, "That's right." The bartender says, "Young kobold you gotta bet!" The guy says, "Okay, here we go, here we go." He pulls out his thang. He's looking at the mug, kobold he's thinking about the mug, he's thinking about the mug, he thinks mug, he's thinking of the mug, think mug, thinking about his dick. Dick, mug. Dick, mug. Dick, mug. Be the mug. Dick, mug. Dick, mug. Dick, mug. And then SWOOOSH. He let's it rip! And he's ... he's pissin' all over the place, kobold! He's pissin' on the bar ... he's pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the waitress ... on the bartender ... He's pissing everywhere EXCEPT the fucking mug! Right. Okay, so, bartender, he's laughing his fucking ass off, he's 500 in gold richer. He's like, "Ha Ha Ha Ha." Piss drippin' off his face. "Ha Ha Ha Ha" He says, "You FUCKIN' idiot, kobold. You pissed in everything EXCEPT the mug!! You owe me 500 in gold kobold." And he goes, "Excuse me, just one, one second." Goes in the back of the bar, and in the back there's a couple of guys playing cards. He walks over to them ... comes back to the bar and goes, "Here you go Mr. Bartender, there." And the bartender's like, "WHAT the fuck are you so happy about, you just lost 500 in gold you idiot?!" The kobold says, "Well, you see those guys over there. I just bet them 1000 in gold APIECE, that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your waitress, and piss on YOU, and not only would you be not be mad about it ... you'd be happy."



(For those that know where the joke came from quite you ^_- )