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The morning after!
18 years ago
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The morning after the great range incident, its a stove. A very heavy gas stove, for some reason we call them ranges. Okay back on track, the morning after I awoke to such pain! I felt like the Tin Man after a rainstorm. I was so freaking stiff, it wasn't even funny! Every part of my body felt stiff andand like it was on fire. But I wasn't about to be late for work, I live about 15 miles away from town. Its not that much of a drive but the last 3 miles through town take about 15 to 20 minutes. Given the fact I only wake up an hour before I have to go to work its always a rush. After forcing my body to stretch to the point I could move I got ready for work then drove on in. It was straight to the managers office for a little chat about the incident.
HA HA! I could tell by the way the manager was talking to me he was afraid of a lawsuit. I hate his guts so much, hes the new manager for the store. First thing he did was when he arrived was basically say that everything we were doing was wrong. That only he could turn this store around, profits were up and employees happy. His second act was to piss off our best customers the contractors by taking away their discounts. Then he started redesigning the store to make it look like one built from the ground up. Not the original store it was that was bought out. It doesn't work, its a pain in the ass that confuses customers and hides the carts. ARG! But anyway there was lots of bullshit, and he told me that he's not the type of person that chews out his employees.
TAPE RECORDER TIME! Yes I'm a very paranoid psycho and I played the little speech he gave me when I was doing something I wasn't suppose to be doing. Which was holding a large package for a woman while she got a cart instead of saying hello to every idiot on a cell phone that comes through the doors. This is when the meeting turned a little bitter, but long story short I get to keep my job. The head cashier got demoted since I said I wanted her to suffer not get fired. Plus I got a full weekend off coming to me now! I never get weekends off. Oh and I have to start leaving my tape recorder at home. Hee hee.
HA HA! I could tell by the way the manager was talking to me he was afraid of a lawsuit. I hate his guts so much, hes the new manager for the store. First thing he did was when he arrived was basically say that everything we were doing was wrong. That only he could turn this store around, profits were up and employees happy. His second act was to piss off our best customers the contractors by taking away their discounts. Then he started redesigning the store to make it look like one built from the ground up. Not the original store it was that was bought out. It doesn't work, its a pain in the ass that confuses customers and hides the carts. ARG! But anyway there was lots of bullshit, and he told me that he's not the type of person that chews out his employees.
TAPE RECORDER TIME! Yes I'm a very paranoid psycho and I played the little speech he gave me when I was doing something I wasn't suppose to be doing. Which was holding a large package for a woman while she got a cart instead of saying hello to every idiot on a cell phone that comes through the doors. This is when the meeting turned a little bitter, but long story short I get to keep my job. The head cashier got demoted since I said I wanted her to suffer not get fired. Plus I got a full weekend off coming to me now! I never get weekends off. Oh and I have to start leaving my tape recorder at home. Hee hee.
rhasiir
~rhasiir
nah, keep it with you. It was used before, it can be used again. Paranoia isn't that bad. Well, unless you act like Glarthir and Syl(Sorry, I relate EVERYTHING to the Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion. Its a bad habit.) anyways, I hope you have a good weekend off! And I know how you feel(sorta) first day I had my 4 wheeler, I decided it would be best to go up a hill in 4th gear. Needless to say, Im a f#cking retard. Well, its about this time I start rolling down the hill. Backwords. Ok, nothing serious, just have to back down, by easing the break. I press the break for the back wheels, rolling down a hill backwords. 4 wheeler flips, I go under it, get hit, tumble dowwn the hill more, get hit by it again. It didn't land on me, but it did hit me. I hurt ALL over, but no bones broken. So yea... well, I hope you enjoy the demotion of the moron, and your weekend off. Personally, I would have tried to get a little bit more out of it. But thats just me. And I, like I said earlier, am a f#cking retard.
