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A Literally True Story
a year ago
So I commented on someone else's journal earlier about a story that starts with me having a fetish for shitting myself and ends with my life literally being saved from a deadly lung condition. I'm gonna tell that story here.
Chapter 1- The Early Days
Starting about when I was 16 I discovered this fetish I have. I would take advantage of being home alone a lot. I was real bad at cleanup though, so a few years in I got diapers (just the bad store-bought ones tho) to help with that. Well the thing about diapers is you have to actually dispose of them. I neglected to do that one day, and sometime in 2016 (about a year later) I think, my parents found out about it. Thankfully they just assumed before I even told them anything that it was due to actual incontinence I was suffering from. We see a doctor about it, and it turns out...
Chapter 2- The First Condition
... I had a VERY SERIOUS bowel blockage! After doing some x-rays and other such tests, we discovered I had a completely blocked up colon. I got prescribed some laxatives, did some other tests that told us my colon was "lazy", and we got that issue solved within a few months for the most part. I had to shit myself occasionally still to cover the lie, though I never actually did in public. It was just "convenient" that it was only ever when I was alone. However, I did mention that I had x-rays done, and a while later...
Chapter 3- The Second One
... We got a call from my doctor looking at my old x-rays and he said my spine looks weird. Like, really weird. I go in, do some more x-rays, and guess the fuck what I have really bad scoliosis. I kind of always knew my back was weird, the muscle density on either side of my spine was always a little imbalanced, and I got back pain a lot. This was apparently caused by a bit of a twist in my spine near my lower back. Did some physio, saw a chiropractor a couple times, and it was determined that it was benign because my hips and shoulders were square with each other so it wasn't of much concern. However...
Chapter 4- I Could've Seriously Died This TIme
... My mom got a call from the doctor about a month later. During that month, I had developed a semi-frequent coughing problem. Not that I was sick or anything, but when I would breathe too deeply I'd start coughing. The call from the doctor said, I'll paraphrase: "We were reviewing Moths' scoliosis x-rays and we discovered they have a pneumothorax. Please get to the emergency room as soon as you can." Come tf on, I had JUST bought Zelda: Breath of the Wild and was about to play it and oops gotta go to the emergency room for something idek anything about? Well I'm glad I did. A pneumothorax is a pocket of air outside your lung(s) that forms at random for the most part, and if left undealt with, threatens to collapse the affected lung(s) and possibly kill you. I got to the emergency room, they did the proper procedures to remove the air pocket over the next week or so, and crisis was averted.
Getting off to pooping my pants saved my life.
Chapter 1- The Early Days
Starting about when I was 16 I discovered this fetish I have. I would take advantage of being home alone a lot. I was real bad at cleanup though, so a few years in I got diapers (just the bad store-bought ones tho) to help with that. Well the thing about diapers is you have to actually dispose of them. I neglected to do that one day, and sometime in 2016 (about a year later) I think, my parents found out about it. Thankfully they just assumed before I even told them anything that it was due to actual incontinence I was suffering from. We see a doctor about it, and it turns out...
Chapter 2- The First Condition
... I had a VERY SERIOUS bowel blockage! After doing some x-rays and other such tests, we discovered I had a completely blocked up colon. I got prescribed some laxatives, did some other tests that told us my colon was "lazy", and we got that issue solved within a few months for the most part. I had to shit myself occasionally still to cover the lie, though I never actually did in public. It was just "convenient" that it was only ever when I was alone. However, I did mention that I had x-rays done, and a while later...
Chapter 3- The Second One
... We got a call from my doctor looking at my old x-rays and he said my spine looks weird. Like, really weird. I go in, do some more x-rays, and guess the fuck what I have really bad scoliosis. I kind of always knew my back was weird, the muscle density on either side of my spine was always a little imbalanced, and I got back pain a lot. This was apparently caused by a bit of a twist in my spine near my lower back. Did some physio, saw a chiropractor a couple times, and it was determined that it was benign because my hips and shoulders were square with each other so it wasn't of much concern. However...
Chapter 4- I Could've Seriously Died This TIme
... My mom got a call from the doctor about a month later. During that month, I had developed a semi-frequent coughing problem. Not that I was sick or anything, but when I would breathe too deeply I'd start coughing. The call from the doctor said, I'll paraphrase: "We were reviewing Moths' scoliosis x-rays and we discovered they have a pneumothorax. Please get to the emergency room as soon as you can." Come tf on, I had JUST bought Zelda: Breath of the Wild and was about to play it and oops gotta go to the emergency room for something idek anything about? Well I'm glad I did. A pneumothorax is a pocket of air outside your lung(s) that forms at random for the most part, and if left undealt with, threatens to collapse the affected lung(s) and possibly kill you. I got to the emergency room, they did the proper procedures to remove the air pocket over the next week or so, and crisis was averted.
Getting off to pooping my pants saved my life.
Gag555
~gag555
That's some insane shit right there... It was a good thing you were found out about it then lmao
