super summer funtime extravaganza extreme fuckfest
a year ago
i'm going to shove a whole catalytic converter up my own asshole it's so fucking hot that when i get out of the shower i end up ruining my fresh clothes in sweat.
if only i weren't a blubbery beached whale of a human but i mean hey, happy almost-summer (yeah it's still technically spring isn't it, how funny is that)
if only i weren't a blubbery beached whale of a human but i mean hey, happy almost-summer (yeah it's still technically spring isn't it, how funny is that)
FA+

If this is spring, I want off this heat wave ride ;_;
i have this problem too because i sweat all the time like a fucking ugly hentai bastard.
let's face it i'm just an ugly hentai bastard irl
and by that i mean my shorts and t-shirts cos the fall is usually the mid-70s here