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Wuffbear for sale!
16 years ago
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raider22
FOR SALE:
You're the Manager of a Pet Store.
You have Dan in your Kennel trying to advertise him.
In a single sentence, make a creative AD describing me.
have fun!
raider22FOR SALE:
You're the Manager of a Pet Store.
You have Dan in your Kennel trying to advertise him.
In a single sentence, make a creative AD describing me.
have fun!
T_T NO SOY BUENO.
*fixes price for an impossible fee so he can keep him* >.>
"Nooooooooo :("
it's much cuter that way :P
I´m sorry to tell you that this special wolfbear with hist soft fur, strong eyes, his cold and wet snubnose, cuddly ears, lumbering feet, muscularly shoulders and his sweat smile is not for sale. We hope for your understandings.
I hope it wasn´t to bad english, if someone wants it in german(my mother tongue)
i see, it wasn´t so bad ^_^
and Berin is right, it´s a strategy to keep the lowbudged-guys away and provoke the icanbuytheworld-guys to get something ungettable, to "hunt it down"...
but nobody could hunt you down, you would be my treasure, my dirty little secret, my dream of these... special nights... if you know what i mean ^.~, my pet, maybe my sextoy... just if you want it and just to please you i´ll be yours *snarl*
Something a local pet store used to do quite often. And yes, they creature marked "not for sale" did, indeed, sell. For a very high price.
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Dammit, I don't want to sell you!!! The only thing I can think of is making a REALLY NASTY sign saying bad things about you, so no one will want to buy you, and I can keep you for myself!!! But if I say THAT, I'll hurt your feelings from the bad description!!!
I can't do it, Dan! I'm so sorry!!! :( Don't you realize you are worth too much to SELL? *holds you close, kissing your fur over and over, nuzzling it affectionately*