A Disney-wars observation
a year ago
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A weird observation about Disney-wars...
If I had a dollar, for every time a theoretically light-aligned force-wielding heroine of a Disney-wars project, saw a multi-murderous dark-side-aligned edge-lord without his shirt on, and immediately forgave him because of the power of lady-boner... I'd have two dollars.
Which isn't a lot: but it's funny it's happened twice... Thrice if we count the lady with the weird stalker crush on Darth Vader in a comic... Quadrice if we count Sabine willingly going with a dark Jedi because she wants to find Ezra, because she's literally the worst.
If I had a dollar, for every time a theoretically light-aligned force-wielding heroine of a Disney-wars project, saw a multi-murderous dark-side-aligned edge-lord without his shirt on, and immediately forgave him because of the power of lady-boner... I'd have two dollars.
Which isn't a lot: but it's funny it's happened twice... Thrice if we count the lady with the weird stalker crush on Darth Vader in a comic... Quadrice if we count Sabine willingly going with a dark Jedi because she wants to find Ezra, because she's literally the worst.

SissyLeo
~guardianofroin
I'm kinda surprised you're even still following or watching the sludge they're pouring out these days. I just sort of washed my hands of Star Wars. Far as I'm concerned, they can live long and suck it.

chinook_orca
~chinookorca
OP
I'm mostly watching it the way one watches a rotting whale carcass washed up on the beach: mostly out of morbid curiosity, preferably from a safe distance; because maybe somethign spectacularly awful will happen eventually.