My dad, my husband and I were supposed to play cards against humanity today (my dad’s favorite card game) after his golf game today and he was supposed to call me after his game. Usually he doesn’t call until 1 or 2 in the afternoon when he golfs. 3 comes around and I give him a call and he doesn’t answer. So my husband and I went to town today and got home. I looked at the time and it was 8. I sent him a text asking if he was ok and he answers “balls! I slept all afternoon! How about tomorrow at 2?” I decided to be funny and go, “no dad. You have disappointed me and the empire for the last time!” And my dad texts back “NOOOOOOOOOOO!” But I told him 2 was fine and he goes, “good. I feel like Gollum coming out of my cave right now.” And I can relate to that. 😂😂😂