Okay, so I remember this one scene from that unaired and totally lost pilot of 12 oz. Mouse - besides the "magic trick" scene (I think you know what that is) - where the curvaceous main character is running on the street with a gun, wearing his casual crop top and Daisy Dukes, and all of a sudden everything slows down to almost a freeze frame and Fitz is stuck doing that ass emphasizing pose as shown in this picture, and then there's a voiceover of him saying these EXACT words:

"Yeah, I do it all. I say that all the time, don't I? And everybody believes that. But there's one thing I know that they don't. And it's not just anything, either. The truth is, it's not actually me who specializes in the unique occupation of "doing it all"… it's my fucking backside. Somewhere within these beefs of mine is a metaphorical supernova that happens so fast you can't even see it. I can't control that really, but let me put it this way. When it comes to doing it all, I'm neither an expert, nor an amateur... I'm just learning from my own ass."

The moment he says the word "backside", his butt starts quivering and his dukes start to tear up at the seams, whilst Fitz watches with his expression becoming more and more pleasured, and once his voiceover is done talking, the green mountains double in size with a satisfying gelatinous sound and bust his shorts in half, then bounce back to normal size as the scene returns to normal speed.
At that point Fitz rushes into the bar, his shorts miraculously reappearing and says to the bartender, "Do you serve gluten-free stuff or something?" Just as if nothing unusual happened.

And that's about all I can remember. If TV Tropes had a chance to see the pilot, they'd give this scene a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment award. But sadly, I never had a chance to upload it on YouTube, let alone the rest of the pilot. And like I said before, his curves are way too much for TV.