• Pick your Artist:
Tool

• Are you a male or female?
Hooker With A Penis

• Describe yourself:
Useful Idiot

• How do you feel:
Cold and Ugly

• Describe where you currently live:
Lost Keys

• If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
The Gaping Lotus Experience

• Your favorite form of transportation:
Crawl Away

• What did you get on your last Birthday?
Pot

• Your best friend is:
Sober

• You and your best friends are:
Part of Me

• What's the weather like:
4 Degrees

• Favorite moment:
Reflection

• If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Jimmy

• What is life to you:
Vicarious

• Your last relationship:
Intermission

• Your fear:
Ticks and Leeches

• What is the best advice you have to give:
Pushit

• Thought for the Day:
Message to Harry Manback

• How I would like to die:
Flood

• My soul's condition:
The Patient

• Most Faithful Companion:
Third Eye

• My motto:
Jerk-Off