Worth Meme
16 years ago
Stolen from
Seprakarius
This journal is worth approximately $150
Natural Hair Color:
[X] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $75
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$50
Total: $100
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $100
[ ] Blue - $150
[x] Hazel - $75
[ ] Other - $15
Total: $175
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[X] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95
Total: $260
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[X] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total: $285
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[X] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Total: $535
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[X] No - $600
Total: $1135
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[x] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Total: $1235
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1635
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total: $2535
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $50
[ ] g-k - $175
[X] l-p - $300
[ ] q-u - $350
[ ] v-z -$250
Total: $2835
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[X] white - $110
[ ] green - $330
[ ] black - $110
[ ] purple - $220
[x] orange/red/yellow - $330
[X] blue - $220
[ ] other - $350
Total: $3495
First letter of the person you last talked to
[X] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[ ] z - $250
Total: $3595
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[X] Nope- $1000
[ ] some- $750
Final Total: $4595
Hey guys, anyone got 4595 dollars extra cash laying around? I'm not above selling myself if I'm worth that much.
SeprakariusThis journal is worth approximately $150
Natural Hair Color:
[X] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $75
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$50
Total: $100
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $100
[ ] Blue - $150
[x] Hazel - $75
[ ] Other - $15
Total: $175
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[X] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95
Total: $260
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[X] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total: $285
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[X] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Total: $535
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[X] No - $600
Total: $1135
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[x] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Total: $1235
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1635
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total: $2535
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[ ] a-f - $50
[ ] g-k - $175
[X] l-p - $300
[ ] q-u - $350
[ ] v-z -$250
Total: $2835
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[X] white - $110
[ ] green - $330
[ ] black - $110
[ ] purple - $220
[x] orange/red/yellow - $330
[X] blue - $220
[ ] other - $350
Total: $3495
First letter of the person you last talked to
[X] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[ ] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[ ] z - $250
Total: $3595
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[X] Nope- $1000
[ ] some- $750
Final Total: $4595
Hey guys, anyone got 4595 dollars extra cash laying around? I'm not above selling myself if I'm worth that much.
Seprakarius
~seprakarius
[quip about being easy to continue running joke goes here in a fit of HIDEOUS OVEREXPLANATION and GRATUITOUS UNFUNNY METAHUMOR]
Jashwa
~jashwa
OP
Shh, don't let the furries know I'm easy. D:
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