Epic pokemon nicknames -- its_a_trap's Journal -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

Epic pokemon nicknames

16 years ago General

My Chief Engineer wants a bucket of chicken lumps.

Delibird - "Eat Fresh"
Bellsprout - "M. DeSade" (Marquis De Sade. Has Flash, Vine Whip, Wrap, and Sleep Powder; KINKY)
Swinub - "Hercules"
Miltank - "Milftank"
Ditto - "Xerox"
Seaking - "Fuck Yeah!" and "HECK YES"

I also like to name my Sandslash Dervish, and I have a Gyarados named Oceanus in Diamond. I usually name the Fire pokemon I obtain first/like most/plan on actually using "Firebrand", too.

I know I have other sweet names hangin' around somewhere but I only have my Crystal with me right now.

What's your awesomest pokemon names?

--

Also, unrelated, but I have about 36 mini cheesecakes i'm bringing into class tomorrow to say goodbye to most of my classmates, who are moving on to construction while I'm branching to cabinetmaking with 2 or 3 other people. Guy I Have Serious Crush On gets leftovers. :>

And check out the furbuy link for some original art i've been tryin' to get rid of for a while, and the woodburned leopard girl.

25 Comments

underwear-ninja ~underwear-ninja

Peddler of cuddly things

16 years ago

I named my Muk "taka poo"

GO TAKA POO

yourpalroachie ~brightfire

Jackass of all Trades

16 years ago

I want to get a pokemon with harden and call it MY DICK

it's kind of overused but it's still hilarious to me.

Duez ~duez

Commissioner

16 years ago

Nothing really cool here. I know the only Pokemon I pride myself on is my Vaporeon. I called her Mercury... it made sense to me. :3

shade1111 ~shade1111

Watcher

16 years ago

Xerox is priceless
I don't have any epic names like that. Cept for my Rotom I call Megido. and he is awesome XD Evil lawn mower for the win XD

DJ_Galven ~djgalven

Writer

16 years ago

My Bulbasaur is Green, my Weavile is MJ because I listen to Smooth Criminal to it, my Murkrow is named Al Pacino, and Gyarados is named Serpentus.

KateWalker

A blue bubble with ripples and a white pawprint in the center

~takewalker

Always in need

16 years ago

*ahem* Amateurs.

Suicune- 2K Flushes
Abomasnow- Bumble
Starmie- ChocltRain
Ursaring- CircleJerk
Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres- ColdTurkey, XtraCrispy and Hot Wings
Kricketune- Crumpet
Weezing- Eructation
Dragonite- FinFagFoom
Donphan- Fnorgit
Hitmontop- Gymkata
Dewgong- Hauser
Sunflora- H-Bomb
Tentacruel- Hentai and Schoolgirl
Azumarill- Lynch
Tangrowth- MrPresidnt
Empoleon- Napolitron
Hippowdon- Noodles
Deoxys- O.o??? and Zbtb7
Lopunny- Pancakes
Skuntank- Pipsy
Bronzong- Portapotty
Altaria- Q-Tip
Exploud- Saggy Wimp
Ninetales- Sammiches
Wailord- "Sir"
Hariyama- TubbyBitch
Ambipom- U+UrHand
Hitmonchan- UncleFisty
Absol- Utely

Not to mention the bevy of Drifloon/lim I've named after [url=http://www.furaffinity.net/view/733620/Blow Me Up Willy[/url]: An Inflate, PowerTheHe, Shut^+Suck, BlowMe^Wil.

KateWalker

~takewalker

Always in need

16 years ago

Fuck me and my tiredness D: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/733620/

Juliamon ~juliamon

Watcher

16 years ago

When I was transferring a whole bunch of Pokemon from Emerald to Platinum, I discovered that I'd named every single Pokemon I'd caught in Emerald, most with some obscure names in reference to things that I no longer even remember.
My Registeel is Steely Reg, my Masquerain is Schizo, my Torkoal is Gamera, my Ludicolo is Tablehead, my Walrein is Eggman, and my Dodrio is Zaphod because I apparently was too lazy to rename it after it evolved.

Lucas Yoshino ~luccamanadragon

Nommy Space Floof

16 years ago

Togekiss: Teeka
Milotic: Maurine
Porygon-Z: Pandora
Charizard: Cho
Gengar: Geedo
Sceptile: Serena
Alakazaam: Arcaniss
Espeon: Esper
Shuckle: Stony
Torterra: Trianna
Lugia: Laguna
Lapras: Lorianne
Electrode: Bombus
Machamp: Maximus
Ditto: Dahli Llama
Hippowdon: H-Bomb

and my fave

Mewtwo: Bastard!!!!

janglur ~janglur

Digital Artist

16 years ago

I named my MewTwo Sephiroth, after the most badass emo whiney bastard of all time.

I named my Sandslash SANDINUI (Such limited text space..)

And I had a magikarp named FUCKT

Yaru ~yaru

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

Um.. Hmm. None of my names are particularly 'Witty'.

I have Peyo the Grotle {Like Peyote}
My Staravia is named 'The King' like Elvis because he's got that curly-q
My Drifloon is 'Foosh'
My stunky was named 'Assblast' by my husband.
There;s Boozy the Floatzel
Again, the husband got to name my pokemon, so I have Queen the Happiny
And for some reason, my Snover is named 'Crebblet'

redfoxnudetoons ~redfoxnudetoons

Watcher

16 years ago

Here are a few of my epic names:

DITTO: Poketmuff
DITTO: Dildo
MAGIKARP: MAGIKRAP
AERODACTYL: Stoner
SUDOWOODO: Viagra
HYPNO (female): Hypno Sis
HOOTHOOT: Hooters
MARILL: PIKABLUE
KANGASKHAN: Kanga Roo
MANTINE: Mana T
WYNAUT: Why Not?

That's all I can remember off the top of my head.

=^.^=

ColonelCustard ~colonelcustard

Landscaper

16 years ago

Heheh, I usually don't name my Pokemon... I do name my rivals, though.

DIKHAIR
NUMNUTS
BUTFUCK
FAGTITS
SHAMPOO
BLONUTS
Banana
SHITCOX

Not exactly creative, heheh...

ChakatBlackstar ~chakatblackstar

Writer

16 years ago

Firestorm-Rapidash
Freefall-Staraptor
Forest-Torterra
Daxter-Floatzel
Lightning-Luxray
Pipsqueak-Rattata

and I think the most epic naming moment was when I named a Cubone "Boner". Wait, it get's better. When it evolved the game said, "Congratulations, your Boner evolved into a Marowak."