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Art Whore

16 years ago

yip thick cuts or thin

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

Foxes ALWAYS want the thick cut *evil grins and begs*

Art Whore

16 years ago

yip we do *pases realy big cut* enjoy

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

Ohhhh *does foxy things to it*

Art Whore

16 years ago

*shakes head* sluty horny hyper fox ud be better wid some fruit or veg hehe at least five a day

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

Fine... give me a cucumber or a banana then ;P

Art Whore

16 years ago

*hands u a butternut squash* lets see u handle that if not then theres like 60 or 70 quids worth of meat in the fridge and frezer

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*Noms it like the bacon*

WWHHHAAAATTT nomming is a foxy thing right?

Art Whore

16 years ago

dono but being fun is its cristmas soon *exploads wid exitment*

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

What do you want for a present?

Art Whore

16 years ago

o well i am in a good moode soo i'll make me seam like a perv http://www.fetishzone.net/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=62_163&products_id=1341 hehe think santa will have this in his sack

Art Whore

16 years ago

wot do u wont

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

http://www.fetishzone.net/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=253_259&products_id=1453

Art Whore

16 years ago

owwww its sooo cute i think i wont to chang my mind urs lookes sooooo much more fun

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

NO ITS MINE!

Art Whore

16 years ago

can we not share i'l bringmy cristmas present from santa

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

Ok fine I will be nice, just so I can be on Santa Fox's KNOTTY list ;P

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

I had bacon. But then I ate it. Thick delicious juicy bacon.... *drools*

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*Whimpers* Go buy more while FA is down, then gimme some?

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

....I got about as far as cooking it before I ate it again. We foxes don't seem to have very much self-control when it comes to bacon. xD;;

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

Its so true *cries* but now I am starving... I was depending on you... you must be punished *gives you fox eyes*

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

Well, deary... *brushes tail across hyper's torso*
You'll need to catch me first~ *bounds off*

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*Tummy growly... then imagines your tail is bacon as it rubs across him, and watches the bacon run off, chaising the baco-tail*

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

I haven't been punished yet, so you've got to be fast~ *trips*
Shoot.

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*Pounces you as you trip flying thru the air and landing on you, instantly noming on your tail*

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

GAAAAHHH NOT THE TAILLLLLL *snatches*
Mine. This is not bacon, sonny-boy. This is minnnnnnne.

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*Whimpers* buuutttt I nneeeeeedddddd bbbaaaacccconnnn *gets a zombie look in his eyes*

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

ffffffff
Well, it looks like you can get your own. *floofs tail and wipes away the drool*
Now if you'll excuse me... Hey... what are you... OH SHI-
HE'S GONE CANNIBAL.
*runs*

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*Stumbles after you slow zombie style* BBBBBBAAAACCCCOOOOONNNNNNN!!!

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

*slaps hyper with raw bacon*
There!
*huffs off*

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*whaaaaatttt *eat bacon* YOU FOUND THE CURE!

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

You just... ate that bacon raw.... e_______e;

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

It was pre cooked I though *boggled nervously* I dont want h1n1!!!!

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

:1

*back hand*

Say that again, and you get no more bacon. *wheels out cart of cooked bacon*

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*Dives into the Cart*

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

sorry I don't , settle for sausage?

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

I will take your sausage into me yes ;)

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

so is that a yes to the cream stuffed sasuage?

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*nod nod nod nod nods* I hope it is very cream... but no spotted dick, untill after its been to the clinic ;P

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

not spotted dick! its cream cheese from my morning bagel!

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

I dont like to lick cream cheese off of things with a hole in it. I am not a fox who does that ;P

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

true enough, but fox cream does make a cream for breakfast!

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

Fox cream is part of this COMPLETE breakfast, best straight from the tap ;P

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

yes, along with rich, full nuts, chock full of protein!

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

You want my nuts in your muzzle too? I never needed to work so hard and trade so much for some bacon ;P

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

bacon? bacon, riiight
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hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

I would do ANYTHING for some bacon right now... ANYTHING!

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

*holds up piece of bacon* Dance boy!

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*gets a pole and puts on a stripper outfit.. then pole dances for you*

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

*slides bacon into G string*

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*greasily slides up and down the poll seductively*

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

Shouts "Take it off!"

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*Takes it all off till he has nothing but the bacon on ;P*

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

*licks the bacon and fox butt*

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*gasps and pulls away* NUUUUUU my bacon!

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

we can share the bacon!

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

No you gave it to me, but I will trade 1/2 for special favors ;P

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

alright, are these special favors involve large amounts of lubricant? because I love doing those kind of favors!

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*eyes dart around nervously and nods when he thinks noone is around* I am still an innocent foxy ;P

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

*laughs* dude, you and innocence parted company ages ago but then again, so did mine!

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*Shows you his halo*

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

"I love that game!"

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

It's not a game, its an innocent foxy way of living ;P

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

but its so fun to be naughty!

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

Maybe... you can teach me? ;P

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

sure, slide on that red throng and I will show you!

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*SLIDES*

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

I don my robe and wizard hat

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

You cant cast Lvl. 7 eroticism ;P

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

/b/rother?

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*chews on you like you were bacon*

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

EEK I ISH BEING NOMMED!

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*Nom nom noms and burps*

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

no eats me! I no liek vore!

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

Fine :P SHEESH! Ok then... umm *offers you some store bought bacon*

k9k ~k9k

Writer

16 years ago

BACON! *noms on bacon!*

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

lol odd. I just bought bacon today and it's thick cut too! XD

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

Can I have some of your thick bacon *gives you fox eyes*

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

Sure thing! *hands you a nice thick bacon* XD

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*Puts your thick bacon in his muzzle and mrrrrr mrrrr nom nom drool* So thick... so yummy!

Anthro Artist

16 years ago

*giggles* Glad you enjoyed it! X3

hyper ~hyper

Senior Sock Wearer

16 years ago

*whimpers as the bacon must have been defecitve... cause its all gone now*