And I take a deep breath and I GET. REAL. HIGH.

I heard 4 Non Blondes today while stuck waiting for my sister outside of Starbucks, and IT WAS GLORIOUS. I was singng off key and very loud with the window rolled down. Jaxon, my nephew, was chilling in the back with his rattle things. So we were like this hippy duo of INDY ROCK. FUCK YES. The old guy walked by and gave me a look, but that didn't stop me. I turned that b up louder and sang louder.

Then this fat chick walked out with her super grande extra whipped cream heart attack enducing fat in a fat cup...
And I thought that looked hella tasty and I wanted one too...
Whatevs. I had a coke.

But I'm pretty portly in my fatty fat gut and need to watch what I'm drinking...and eating...and breathing...

SO IF I HAVEN'T BORED YOU YET...

A bunch of mexican ladies ket touching my nephew's feet as I was clothes shopping today. I was getting a little nervous when they started closing in on his face with their SPICE BONES...

Like..."It's fucking COLD AND FLU SEASON. STEP OFF, ABUELITA."

Then it wasn't just mexican ladies... There was this old couple that look like they were trying to suck out his youth to replenish their life stream.

They were buzzing around him like misquitos...

The poor bastard was just kicking his little 6 month old feet away and laughing like nobodie's business.

Jaxon's a hard little dude, man. He knows what he's doing.

After all... He's the effing DON.

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