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Never, ever do this.
11 months ago
My father has a sense of humor. It usually turned out fine, except for these four times.
1: He convinced me a wine bottle opener was an "eyeball remover."
I spent months trying to hunt down that thing to hide it from him.
2: The second half of my eighth year was fairly boring, since after I spilled tomato juice he put my coat, snow pants and boots face down over it.
My mother had to have some therapy after that.
3: Photocopied my face and put the exceedingly creepy picture over the baby monitor...and this was to a friend's monitor.
I still remember the scream that resulted from this prank after more than ten years.
4: Drawing muscles, tattoos, mustaches and eyebrows on me for the first few years of my life (and, though less often, up to the age of fourteen, usually on days when photos were going to be taken).
I don't even need to say why to don't draw muscles, handlebar mustaches, goatees, or skull, pentagram and snake tattoos on a baby.
1: He convinced me a wine bottle opener was an "eyeball remover."
I spent months trying to hunt down that thing to hide it from him.
2: The second half of my eighth year was fairly boring, since after I spilled tomato juice he put my coat, snow pants and boots face down over it.
My mother had to have some therapy after that.
3: Photocopied my face and put the exceedingly creepy picture over the baby monitor...and this was to a friend's monitor.
I still remember the scream that resulted from this prank after more than ten years.
4: Drawing muscles, tattoos, mustaches and eyebrows on me for the first few years of my life (and, though less often, up to the age of fourteen, usually on days when photos were going to be taken).
I don't even need to say why to don't draw muscles, handlebar mustaches, goatees, or skull, pentagram and snake tattoos on a baby.
