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a year ago
so i've had honey jack before, wasn't too bad
tried REGULAR jack today, bought one of those little $6 bottles y'know? not sure if there's a huge difference cos it WAS jack daniels
ho-ly-fuckin-shit
i'd rather smell a rotten potato than drink that, even coke didn't fucking dilute it's assfuckery
sure it got me drunk as hell but i literlaly went out back to fucking obliterate a pumpkin with a sledgehammer from how nasty that shit tasted
even after 2 bowls of soup i can STILL taste it in my thoughts and memories
-2 out of 10, that's NEGATIVE two, out of ten, fucking fist a rhinoceros before you drink jack daniels, Epic Meal Time was fuckin WRONG.
tried REGULAR jack today, bought one of those little $6 bottles y'know? not sure if there's a huge difference cos it WAS jack daniels
ho-ly-fuckin-shit
i'd rather smell a rotten potato than drink that, even coke didn't fucking dilute it's assfuckery
sure it got me drunk as hell but i literlaly went out back to fucking obliterate a pumpkin with a sledgehammer from how nasty that shit tasted
even after 2 bowls of soup i can STILL taste it in my thoughts and memories
-2 out of 10, that's NEGATIVE two, out of ten, fucking fist a rhinoceros before you drink jack daniels, Epic Meal Time was fuckin WRONG.
Jack straight is like an assault on all senses at once
I usually do 3 shots of whaaatever, but 3 shots of jack has me deliberately making lifetime mistakes, it has a funny way of fucking you up on extra levels
and a mandatory fucking oh god save me coke or pepsi (one time i got diet mtn dew cos it was on sale--NOPE, GOD. FUCKERS.)
It was a bottle I finished out of obligation, not want.
The Apple one's pretty good though.
i think that was enough for me for a while unless i'm like REALLY down bad for a buzz
If you can afford it try the Green or if you have rich friends who owe you a favor get a bottle of the BLUE! Those are what build the real JD reputation especially the Green Label.
and it tasted Just. like. green apple jolly ranchers.
and by undertones i mean fuckin overtones like motherfuckers taste like drinking an ikea table
i chase it down with cola so i can get drunk quicker (actual stupid)
It’s a much better combination in my opinion.
LTD i think? shitty like, 9-dollar 750ml bottle of canadian bourbon and im, woof it's all brown crap it's gross it's gross
oh my gosh it's all the same, it's just that the more expensive shit has more burn to it in your mouth (my go-to is the LTD canadian bourbon cos it's like 9 bucks for a bigass bottle)
it makes me wanna slap a fuckin, watermelon.
It was an experience I guess? xD
now try R&R, the chosen whiskey of construction workers everywhere
i put everclear in water and drink it
i think about muscles glasses more often than i should
(but yeah no i think i'd rather uh, kinda actually stop cos drinking is scary)
dementia is some scary-ass shit firsthand
I'll stick with the crown. They have different flavors to try out even cocktail cans!
Where ya live at it's probably 40 and up.
But going off into the wilderness, hiking all day, and reaching one of the most beautiful places on Earth.. that's where I want to mix my Manhatten.
No ice, though.
A brand i like is Calypso Rum, it taste pretty good and isn't that bad drinking it alone. Only downside is its cheap and good; so it will fuck you up for cheap.
like are we talking CHEAP cheap? cos i get this 80 proof bourbon for around 9 bucks a 750ml bottle and that's like a good 3-4 buzzes for a week
looking it up cause it was like a year ago i bought it, the 750 ml bottles are like 7$, so, i'd say fairly cheap, and flavourful. goes great with coke, or fruity/sweet mixers.
i got the "gold" one, but from what i can tell, they're all decent, just changes what flavours it has/it's look. Do give it a shot.
If you happen to know if Tequilla is good, or if Gin is any good, let me know, i still gotta try those ones out.
it's less like, it makes me not want to bite a chunk out of my arm at least.
Noted, will stay away from large quantities of those liquirs, (still gotta fuck around and find out, cause thats just what you do these days. Parrents tell ya not to lick a socket, only one way to find out....)
At the end of the day, we can all agree Jack daniels is shit, and we're boarderline alcoholics (*boarderline is subjective.)