When you find out a punk hero of yours turned his back on his own roots and politics and decided Bush Sr. and Jr. were great presidents, Regan was the best one we've ever had, and doesn't support gay marriage even though he wrote a song called "I Wanna Be a Homosexual".

Not to mention, he then revives that band 15 or so days after your birthday like it's more sand in your face.

Seriously.