I am 85% mentally ill, and enjoying every minute of it 8D
15 years ago
grabbed from
-skye-
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [never did, but I had a friend that did]
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush (on foot) [I know for sure I did it on bike, pretty sure I did it on foot once too]
[] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 4
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 2
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [yeah, cooking with oil, who knew it'd flash]
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3
[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[/] People often shake their heads and walk away from you [Shake their heads, yes; walk away not so much. Guess I'll call this one a half]
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 3.5
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math [bad habit I know, but come on, it is why we have the decimal system]
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. [in all fairness, something did feel weird all day]
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time [more than I care to remember]
TOTAL: 3
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling [and wall, and dirt spots, and just about anywhere & anytime]
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin [multiplication nothing, I just used it for addition]
Total: 5
Grand Total: 20.5
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [never did, but I had a friend that did]
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush (on foot) [I know for sure I did it on bike, pretty sure I did it on foot once too]
[] You have jumped a car more than a few inches
TOTAL: 4
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 2
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire [yeah, cooking with oil, who knew it'd flash]
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose .
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 3
[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about
[/] People often shake their heads and walk away from you [Shake their heads, yes; walk away not so much. Guess I'll call this one a half]
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
TOTAL: 3.5
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math [bad habit I know, but come on, it is why we have the decimal system]
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. [in all fairness, something did feel weird all day]
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time [more than I care to remember]
TOTAL: 3
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling [and wall, and dirt spots, and just about anywhere & anytime]
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin [multiplication nothing, I just used it for addition]
Total: 5
Grand Total: 20.5
NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill."

mako67
~mako67
I practically knew that brother.