Nah, they're for breakfast. Food be pricey yo

Would you actually eat an egg your friend laid

I feel like this is like the "Would you still love me if I was a worm" type question...

But the answer is yes.
Maintain eye contact. Gulp as uncomfortably slow as possible. Refuse to elaborate. Repeat as needed. Leave.

:>

See I feel like it would be more normalized in a society where people laying eggs were the norm, but wow you are definitely a menace O.o

Repeating a comment someone left on my art on E621: "Wow. What a spawn camper"

I know plenty of animals actually eat their unfertilized eggs. They get the nutrients that went into that egg back that way.

Actually yeah my chickens do eat eggs if they accidentally break haha

Little warning about that, they can get addicted to their own eggs.

They are just like chicken eggs, only bigger.

...I wonder how it would taste ngl... Probably different than a chicken egg. Is it bad that I'm hungry now?!

Even moreso from a friend because now it has sentimental value

YOU'RE GOING TO EAT SOMETHING WITH SENTIMENTAL VALUE?!?!?!

If a friend makes you breakfast it would be rude to decline

Yet another win for dragons :<

At least they don't get access to memes

Are there any downsides for dragons?! >:P

I imagine it could get annoying having a bunch of dragon fans following you everywhere, which would definitely happen to dragons c':

That means they even get free food!

I would just make them pay tribute to me tax-free

Egg cramps though!

I hate you why did you make me think about this

Honestly maybe the way we are right now isn't bad... I cannot imagine being egg-bound. The thought makes me cry WHY WHY

I'm sure it's not all it's cracked up to be

You gotta be yolking me

they are simply superior in every way

I don't know if I would want to trust a snake with eggs... >:0

:O

hehe, free Omelettes

Who said I'll give them for free?! Those are premium eggs!!!

EGGNANT

die

BEHOLD!!! MY LATEST INVENTION!!!! MY EGGINATOR!!!!!

Not some of us... Am mammalian dragon :c

Oh my god... and you have white fur as well?! That's the worst combo...

Weeellll...that's not necessarily true. Egg-laying creatures DO still have periods - the difference is that they just end up laying whole unfertilized eggs when it's over, while humans and other animals that give live birth flush out their unused egg along with the uterine lining it was supposed to implant onto, resulting in all the bleeding. Both still go through the cramps, bloating and discomfort (though when and for how long varies from species to species), and both still end up expelling an egg in the end.

You're right... I'm screwed either way! Aughhh....

Honestly laying an entire whole egg sounds painful because it's bigger but honestly if I was going to through that kinda discomfort, I would want to at least eat it LOL

Lots of animals do exactly that. If it's unfertilized, eating your own eggs is a great way to recycle those proteins that were lost in making the egg in the first place.

Not to pull an "um actually ☝️🤓", but there's very few species other than humans that have menstrual cycles. Egg-laying animals do not have periods. It is inaccurate to refer to a chicken or any other egg-laying animal as having a period when they lay an unfertilized egg. It is not the same process at all.

And not all dragons would lay eggs either, but that also doesn't mean they'd have a menstrual cycle. ;)

Most animals just simply reabsorb what a human would shed via menstruation.

In theory.... But it would also mean that you would feel bloated and full of eggs periodically... and if they get fertilized.... would have to lay them.... It's definitely less messy... but I feel it may be more annoying.