Just a Cap'n America Ditty
11 months ago
General
They come outta the woodwork yet again with their worn-out crap. So of course, I gotta talk about it.
Latest TV spot for Captain America: Brave New World just dropped, and if you think the terminally online jackasses who spout the word ‘woke’, like a Pokémon that only says its name, wouldn’t say something stupid about, ye’d be dead wrong, my friends. The comment section… my God, talk about nitpicking, straw-manning and stretching at its finest. Let’s address the Thanos in the room with the multitudes of comments claiming, ‘It’ll be bad. It’ll suck. Trust me. I know what I’m talking about.’ If I had a $100 for every time I’ve heard that nonsense since 2012, I could buy everybody here dinner at Red Lobster… 10 times over! Yeah, they say they won’t watch it, then they do just to hate on it. Joke’s on you, bro, you paid to go see it.
Then there’s this: ‘Thank God they put rap music in the background. Would’ve forgot all about Captain America being black if they didn’t.’ & ‘The rap ruined the whole thing.’ Wowwie, oh boy! Why is this really a thing to complain about? You really cannot make any kinda good arguments these days anymore. You’re so desperate to make jabs at a movie you think will suck, you’ll just make shit up. It's all about making some kinda 'bait'. Then again, that’s been the name of their game for years. Cuz they know how gullible their audiences are. That’s how they make their money, cuz they know they’ll never be able to function in society. They complain that they show certain trailers and promote too many times. This ain’t nothing new. Are you serious? TONS OF MOVIES DO THIS, YA IDIOTS!
‘Bring back the real Captain America! This isn’t MY Captain America!’ so whines these same jackasses who will backpedal and say, ‘I’m not a racist!’ Bruh… y’all have done this to any and every MCU main that hasn’t been white and male. You wouldn’t be making this much of a fuss about it if you weren’t a racist. Y’all have NOT made good cases for yourselves regarding that. And the evidence and history shows it. And seriously, you act like this hasn’t happen in the comics. Then again, the Wastes-of-Oxygen that will nonstop shit-talk about this thing are the ones who’ve never picked up a comic book in their life. Why not Bucky? Obviously, there was some discrepancies. We’ve seen that in Bucky’s character, and even he says Sam is more qualified.
And of course some are ‘cautiously’ optimistic, and I use that term loosely, cuz they rag on the past 2 years’ worth of MCU films they consider flops, thinking they wield the supreme authority to speak for others. 1st: stop speaking for others. 2nd: Stop pretending you speak for others. I’ve genuinely been enjoying the films post ‘Endgame’. The only thing I just thought of as ‘meh’ was ‘Secret Invasion’ But let these haters hate, it’s becoming a sitcom for me. ^^ Sometimes I think I am evil XD
But what’s my take on it? I’ve loved the character of Sam Wilson since ‘Winter Soldier’, and how he’s evolved to be the new Cap. And yea, he IS the new Cap, ya pinheads! Don’t like it? Take it up with somebody who actually gives a crap! Cuz your 'complaints' haven’t put you in any decent light yet. And it’s hilarious how Sam’s speech at the end of ‘Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ went over a lot of these morons' heads, decrying he ain’t worthy of being the new Captain America. Sam told them to stop calling them terrorists in the sense that the senators were hiding their own responsibility in creating them behind the word "Terrorist". Yes they were committing acts of terror and Sam never claimed they didn’t. He simply asked the Senators to stop hiding behind the word and ask themselves "Why did they do what they did". Seriously, how did you interpret what he said as defending the terrorists? It ain’t rocket science. This is what him worthy to take that shield. Y’all wanna complain on just that, that’s your ass. But you do, you better have a valid reason without using these four words; ‘because’, ‘he’, ‘is’, and ‘Black.’ But then again, they’ll complain about something in a movie that’s totally asinine, making it a personal attack ‘as a man’. Then again, I’ve stopped giving a crap about these internet dwellers’ opinions so long ago, I don’t know why I’m even mentioning it here. You’re entitled to opinions, but when you say something so stupid out there on the internet for people to read, that’s gonna raise some questions about your critical thinking.
Some bozo said that, ‘MCU should be run by a MUCH BETTER COMPANY like Sony!’ Oh, really? Yeah, how were all those Spidey Villain spin-offs, huh? At this point, Sony should give up the Spidey movie rights cuz they clearly don’t seem to know what they’re doing anymore. And I’ve enjoyed the Venom trilogy. I saw a comment about giving all the Marvel properties to Fox. *facepalm* Give it back to the dudes who’ve made so many bad decisions with what they had? Do I even have to explain what movie lead them to have to merge with Disney? I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with 2015 ‘Crap-tastic Four’.
But above all that crap, and y’all should know this of me by now, I just wanna have a good time watching this. Nothin’ more, nothin’ less. NO MOVIE IS PERFECT. There’s always gonna be something to dislike. Even the MCU. But to me, those complaints are very very nitpicky, and the good will outweigh on the negative. If I genuinely enjoy this movie as I’ve had with the past movies, I’ll let ya know. If I don’t, then I don’t. I’ll move on. I definitely won’t make ‘breakdown’ videos on You tube, taking 6 friggin’ hours of your life, on what I think is bad about the movie. But to them, ‘if it don’t make a billion, they it’s considered a ‘flop’’. Dare I bring up Transformers: One is considered a box office flop, yet many love it, including me? This line of thinking needs to die out, man. I’m tellin’ ya.
That’s my two cents on the matter.
Thanks for your time ^^
Latest TV spot for Captain America: Brave New World just dropped, and if you think the terminally online jackasses who spout the word ‘woke’, like a Pokémon that only says its name, wouldn’t say something stupid about, ye’d be dead wrong, my friends. The comment section… my God, talk about nitpicking, straw-manning and stretching at its finest. Let’s address the Thanos in the room with the multitudes of comments claiming, ‘It’ll be bad. It’ll suck. Trust me. I know what I’m talking about.’ If I had a $100 for every time I’ve heard that nonsense since 2012, I could buy everybody here dinner at Red Lobster… 10 times over! Yeah, they say they won’t watch it, then they do just to hate on it. Joke’s on you, bro, you paid to go see it.
Then there’s this: ‘Thank God they put rap music in the background. Would’ve forgot all about Captain America being black if they didn’t.’ & ‘The rap ruined the whole thing.’ Wowwie, oh boy! Why is this really a thing to complain about? You really cannot make any kinda good arguments these days anymore. You’re so desperate to make jabs at a movie you think will suck, you’ll just make shit up. It's all about making some kinda 'bait'. Then again, that’s been the name of their game for years. Cuz they know how gullible their audiences are. That’s how they make their money, cuz they know they’ll never be able to function in society. They complain that they show certain trailers and promote too many times. This ain’t nothing new. Are you serious? TONS OF MOVIES DO THIS, YA IDIOTS!
‘Bring back the real Captain America! This isn’t MY Captain America!’ so whines these same jackasses who will backpedal and say, ‘I’m not a racist!’ Bruh… y’all have done this to any and every MCU main that hasn’t been white and male. You wouldn’t be making this much of a fuss about it if you weren’t a racist. Y’all have NOT made good cases for yourselves regarding that. And the evidence and history shows it. And seriously, you act like this hasn’t happen in the comics. Then again, the Wastes-of-Oxygen that will nonstop shit-talk about this thing are the ones who’ve never picked up a comic book in their life. Why not Bucky? Obviously, there was some discrepancies. We’ve seen that in Bucky’s character, and even he says Sam is more qualified.
And of course some are ‘cautiously’ optimistic, and I use that term loosely, cuz they rag on the past 2 years’ worth of MCU films they consider flops, thinking they wield the supreme authority to speak for others. 1st: stop speaking for others. 2nd: Stop pretending you speak for others. I’ve genuinely been enjoying the films post ‘Endgame’. The only thing I just thought of as ‘meh’ was ‘Secret Invasion’ But let these haters hate, it’s becoming a sitcom for me. ^^ Sometimes I think I am evil XD
But what’s my take on it? I’ve loved the character of Sam Wilson since ‘Winter Soldier’, and how he’s evolved to be the new Cap. And yea, he IS the new Cap, ya pinheads! Don’t like it? Take it up with somebody who actually gives a crap! Cuz your 'complaints' haven’t put you in any decent light yet. And it’s hilarious how Sam’s speech at the end of ‘Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ went over a lot of these morons' heads, decrying he ain’t worthy of being the new Captain America. Sam told them to stop calling them terrorists in the sense that the senators were hiding their own responsibility in creating them behind the word "Terrorist". Yes they were committing acts of terror and Sam never claimed they didn’t. He simply asked the Senators to stop hiding behind the word and ask themselves "Why did they do what they did". Seriously, how did you interpret what he said as defending the terrorists? It ain’t rocket science. This is what him worthy to take that shield. Y’all wanna complain on just that, that’s your ass. But you do, you better have a valid reason without using these four words; ‘because’, ‘he’, ‘is’, and ‘Black.’ But then again, they’ll complain about something in a movie that’s totally asinine, making it a personal attack ‘as a man’. Then again, I’ve stopped giving a crap about these internet dwellers’ opinions so long ago, I don’t know why I’m even mentioning it here. You’re entitled to opinions, but when you say something so stupid out there on the internet for people to read, that’s gonna raise some questions about your critical thinking.
Some bozo said that, ‘MCU should be run by a MUCH BETTER COMPANY like Sony!’ Oh, really? Yeah, how were all those Spidey Villain spin-offs, huh? At this point, Sony should give up the Spidey movie rights cuz they clearly don’t seem to know what they’re doing anymore. And I’ve enjoyed the Venom trilogy. I saw a comment about giving all the Marvel properties to Fox. *facepalm* Give it back to the dudes who’ve made so many bad decisions with what they had? Do I even have to explain what movie lead them to have to merge with Disney? I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with 2015 ‘Crap-tastic Four’.
But above all that crap, and y’all should know this of me by now, I just wanna have a good time watching this. Nothin’ more, nothin’ less. NO MOVIE IS PERFECT. There’s always gonna be something to dislike. Even the MCU. But to me, those complaints are very very nitpicky, and the good will outweigh on the negative. If I genuinely enjoy this movie as I’ve had with the past movies, I’ll let ya know. If I don’t, then I don’t. I’ll move on. I definitely won’t make ‘breakdown’ videos on You tube, taking 6 friggin’ hours of your life, on what I think is bad about the movie. But to them, ‘if it don’t make a billion, they it’s considered a ‘flop’’. Dare I bring up Transformers: One is considered a box office flop, yet many love it, including me? This line of thinking needs to die out, man. I’m tellin’ ya.
That’s my two cents on the matter.
Thanks for your time ^^
AtmaD12
~atmad12
Please give us an Agent Venom trilogy Mr. Mouse. ;w;
CWS
~cws
OP
Well still need a proper Spidey vs Venom XD
birthdaycakepie
~birthdaycakepie
Mom's gonna see it with me because Harrison Ford's in it. But that means she'll need to binge-watch "The Falcon and the Winter Soldier", as per usual on whatever MCU movie is coming out that she's interested in.
CWS
~cws
OP
I gotta do that too ^^
I am hype to see Captain America next month, and Thundbolts later in the year.
CWS
~cws
OP
Hell yea. And the new Fantastic Four. ^^
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