When I write books, and I do, I have a standard disclaimer that goes on each one. It goes like this;


Standard Disclaimer:

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. No other warranty is expressed or implied. This work may be too intense for some readers and governments. Slavery always exists, there are over thirty million in the world at this writing, sixty thousand in the U.S.A.. All characters involved in mature/adult situations are over 18 years of age. This work is not recommended for children, Fundamentalists or members of the American Tea Party. Reproduction in any known or unknown manner is strictly prohibited. This work may NOT be entered into any contest or competition without authors written, signed permission. Lots of luck getting that. Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. As I am self-employed, this *is* the opinion of my employer. Actual mileage may vary. Price does not include tax, title, and license. Some assembly required. Each sold separately. Batteries not included. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. If conditions persist, contact a physician. Keep out of reach of children. Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight. Keep in a cool dark place. List each check separately by bank number. By reading this disclaimer you owe me a pretty female librarian. This supersedes all previous notices.



And that is all there is to it.