Ok, so at or around 2:31 PM, I apparently got sent an email informing me that my online activity had not gone un-noticed.

I had left myself open to being followed by... Someone?

All my Devices and sensitive information were now his, even my Phone?

Several paragraphs of random words, font changes mid-word, please sent much crypto to specific account within 50 hours, bad stuff will happen if I break the chain...


Nope, not going to send funds to (Account) on the strength of a nasty form email.