For you MTG players...
18 years ago
General
Kweh?
My best "Timmie" deck ever, great for being annoying in casual play.
"UR Poked"
Lands
7 Islands
7 Mountains
4 Steam Vents/Volcanic Islands
Creatures
4 Prodigal Scorcerer
4 Rootwater Hunter
4 Zuran Spellcaster
4 Prodigal Pyromancer
4 Vulshok Scorcerer
4 Gelectrode
4 Razorfin Hunter
Other spells
4 Psychic Purge
4 Statecraft
4 Death Spark
4 Lava Dart
4 Spark Spray
Total card count: 66
The point of this deck is simple... All but one non-land card deals only 1 damage, thus 'poking' your opponent. And Statecraft is to keep you from taking combat damage. Statecraft also happens to be the most expensive (mana-wise) card in the deck. If you can't afford the Dual/Shock-lands, get pain lands. If you can't afford those, just replace them with more basics.
I don't build decks that win, I build decks that are silly and fun... When you're not playing against the kinda player who's all too serious about the game, that is.
"UR Poked"
Lands
7 Islands
7 Mountains
4 Steam Vents/Volcanic Islands
Creatures
4 Prodigal Scorcerer
4 Rootwater Hunter
4 Zuran Spellcaster
4 Prodigal Pyromancer
4 Vulshok Scorcerer
4 Gelectrode
4 Razorfin Hunter
Other spells
4 Psychic Purge
4 Statecraft
4 Death Spark
4 Lava Dart
4 Spark Spray
Total card count: 66
The point of this deck is simple... All but one non-land card deals only 1 damage, thus 'poking' your opponent. And Statecraft is to keep you from taking combat damage. Statecraft also happens to be the most expensive (mana-wise) card in the deck. If you can't afford the Dual/Shock-lands, get pain lands. If you can't afford those, just replace them with more basics.
I don't build decks that win, I build decks that are silly and fun... When you're not playing against the kinda player who's all too serious about the game, that is.
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