have a murry purry yiffmas
it's the yiffiest time of year
i dont know if you'll spooge and go
but have some nog and beer

have a murry purry yiffmas
and when you cum in yer mate
give a kiss, a little nip
to ever spot you know

oh god
the vibrator
lodged between my legs
somebody wants a drink,
give em what they need!

have a murry purry yiffmas
and in case your all alone
love your plush
fill that sock
and have a murry purry yiffmas this year!