A Totally Serious Reveal (Don't look at the date!)
7 months ago
I've gotten a job as a banker to pay for my rampant Julia addiction. The moment I stepped into the office and sat upon the high-backed chair, I forgot what class I was and wanted to start taking everyone else's money and not give it back to them. I started worrying about the moral welfare of my popsicle stick children that I made literally just before leaving the house. What if they found out about my sordid habits? Would the people at the church I don't go to start whispering rumors about them? It was my responsibility to look out for them as people and give them the best chance to comfortably ignore the embezzlement suit that I'm planning on getting into. (It's okay, I'm not gonna see a day of jail time with our current administration.)
So this is me announcing that I'm not going to be doing any furry art anymore. If you come to me to buy furry art? Tough cookies. I've sworn off of it forever. And on that note, forget human art too. I'm never gonna touch a pen again, I'm just gonna word-relay all of my pixels through painstaking resolution coordinates through Bluetooth. In addition, I've decided that the next Berried Alive is going to be scratch-and-sniff. Hope you like the smell of berries and dirt, cause there will be no text, just peelable pages of that scent. I'm sure I'll find a print house that hasn't thrown me out yet. Also, I think butts are icky and gross, and that plantgirls are lame--
OKAY OKAY, take in easy, Anna! I was just doing a bit for the funni day! Jeez, you don't have to threaten to step on the house! Happy April Fool's Day! >O<;
Alright, jokes aside, Slick's mostly back in action. I'm starting to get back into the writing and come up with cool group story concepts that you guys might be interested in investing. It'll be a nice way to build up the writing demiurge again and get in some practice ahead of Berried Alive 2025, which, yes, WILL happen this year. If you have any fun ideas for what you want to see in this year's Halloween Vore Anthology, please make a few mentions in the comments below! And sorry about the opening bit, I just wanted to prove to you guys that I still have what it takes to deliver a scare. XD
The more serious update will show up tomorrow, when the funni has died down. See ya then, folks! ^O^
So this is me announcing that I'm not going to be doing any furry art anymore. If you come to me to buy furry art? Tough cookies. I've sworn off of it forever. And on that note, forget human art too. I'm never gonna touch a pen again, I'm just gonna word-relay all of my pixels through painstaking resolution coordinates through Bluetooth. In addition, I've decided that the next Berried Alive is going to be scratch-and-sniff. Hope you like the smell of berries and dirt, cause there will be no text, just peelable pages of that scent. I'm sure I'll find a print house that hasn't thrown me out yet. Also, I think butts are icky and gross, and that plantgirls are lame--
OKAY OKAY, take in easy, Anna! I was just doing a bit for the funni day! Jeez, you don't have to threaten to step on the house! Happy April Fool's Day! >O<;
Alright, jokes aside, Slick's mostly back in action. I'm starting to get back into the writing and come up with cool group story concepts that you guys might be interested in investing. It'll be a nice way to build up the writing demiurge again and get in some practice ahead of Berried Alive 2025, which, yes, WILL happen this year. If you have any fun ideas for what you want to see in this year's Halloween Vore Anthology, please make a few mentions in the comments below! And sorry about the opening bit, I just wanted to prove to you guys that I still have what it takes to deliver a scare. XD
The more serious update will show up tomorrow, when the funni has died down. See ya then, folks! ^O^
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Btw, I know this is a different account. This is my new vore account - Already posted a couple of smexy stories.