I have decided that I am now a full blown communist. Mao and Stalin did not have anyone murdered, and if they did, it was for the greater good. Their legacies have been unfairly portrayed in a negative light, by bad actors processing of a nefarious agenda. People claim that Putin “steals” from his citizens, but riddle me this: How do you steal from peasants that have no rubles? Putin has all the currency because he needs to make sure there’s an even distribution of wealth, of course. This is Communism 101. The people own the means of production, not the greedy elites.

Also, I now believe in ghosts and aliens. It’s never been proven that they don’t exist, and the burden of proof is on the skeptics. There’s been a number of times where I’ve been rendered semiconscious, and where was I really transported too? Narnia.

And I was wrong about human rights and agency. People love it when other people strip them of their freedoms and tell them how to live and think. Their complaining about it now, but wait until it’s more like 1984 around here and less like Brave New World. Everyone will agree with each other, and if not, they won’t be able to escape to Canada, because that’ll be our new 51st state!