Hands up if you think the way to deal with your flatmate snoring is to theatrically stomp over at (What I guess was) 2:30 in the morning, try to slam the door to their room, fail to do so because you hit a large bag of dog food that you then angrily drag out of the way and leave in the hallway for said flatmate to trip over later, then half-slam the door.

No?
Nobody?

Because guess why I'm awake at 4:05 AM after an hour of trying and failing to go back to sleep with my INSOMNIA and my ANGER.

[Has literally 20 pages worth of angry shit to say]

I guess the one thing I can say is, fuck you. Fuck you for deliberately disturbing my sleep. Fuck you for choosing to be an obnoxious asshole about my night breathing this way.
Fuck you for making me feel awful about myself constantly, like by EXISTING at night.
Fuck you.