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How does Guido Anchovy meet Cody Travers by truth?
4 months ago
How delightful to meet you! It is I, Guido Anchovy, here to stand with you and Cody Travers against any demonic evil forces! My squeaky, glossy latex uniform is primed and ready, and my immense powers, unparalleled strength, unlimited potential, eternal light, enhanced durability, boundless elasticity, whimsical stink, financial stenches and many most farts are at your service.
Let's combine our might! My Omega Aura and holy light magic, coupled with Cody's street-fighting prowess, will surely be an unstoppable force. I can already feel a most granted sense of love and justice radiating from us!
Just let me know where the actions are, and I'll be there, perhaps with a helpful (and delightfully pungent) inflation or two, and a plethora of giant glossy latex balloons as sexually fetishistic backup! For potential hope, financial truth, and whimsical prosperity! In Jesus Name, Amen!
Amen!!!