Blue Fury Shorts: A Drunk Dingo and a Drunk Shaman
3 months ago
*at the Masters of the Night-Wind tribe, the fury fighters return from their battle*
Serpentine: Oh. Hey, guys. We were just about to head off to the upcoming tribe. Collective of Plenty, it was called?
RH: *offscreen* Yes. You got it right, Serpentine.
Izzy: So, how's dad doing?
Bruce: Well...he's hammered...alongside both Granny Itzilis...
*a drunk Jason arrives with a drunk Citlali, as well as a drunk Ally*
Jason: *drunk* Ya see? I can *hic* drink more than you old hags...
Citlali: *drunk* Hey! You *hic* respect your elders!
Ally: *drunk* Yeah!
Brenda: *facepalms* Jason, this is the 6th time!
Jason: *drunk* Woman, I'm *hic* doing fine. *collapses*
Brenda: Oh, for... *grabs a sober stim and applies it to Jason* That should do it.
Lucas: Mr. McInosh, we were gone for 40 minutes!
Brenda: Sorry you had to see Jason like that.
*as they were talking, Citlali and Ally get knocked out from the alcohol they were drinking*
Bruce: *sighs* I'll take care of both Grannies...you guys head off, now.
RH: Alright, guys. Follow me.
*soon, the fury fighters head out of the Masters of the Night Wind*
Serpentine: Oh. Hey, guys. We were just about to head off to the upcoming tribe. Collective of Plenty, it was called?
RH: *offscreen* Yes. You got it right, Serpentine.
Izzy: So, how's dad doing?
Bruce: Well...he's hammered...alongside both Granny Itzilis...
*a drunk Jason arrives with a drunk Citlali, as well as a drunk Ally*
Jason: *drunk* Ya see? I can *hic* drink more than you old hags...
Citlali: *drunk* Hey! You *hic* respect your elders!
Ally: *drunk* Yeah!
Brenda: *facepalms* Jason, this is the 6th time!
Jason: *drunk* Woman, I'm *hic* doing fine. *collapses*
Brenda: Oh, for... *grabs a sober stim and applies it to Jason* That should do it.
Lucas: Mr. McInosh, we were gone for 40 minutes!
Brenda: Sorry you had to see Jason like that.
*as they were talking, Citlali and Ally get knocked out from the alcohol they were drinking*
Bruce: *sighs* I'll take care of both Grannies...you guys head off, now.
RH: Alright, guys. Follow me.
*soon, the fury fighters head out of the Masters of the Night Wind*
RoninHunt0987
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O.o okay yea were gonna look at a 7th time are we and the 8th for one last time before leaving teyvat
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