This one is at least ten years old, based on Fallout 4 it just flat DIED after 74 posts. Anyway, while going through the files I ran across this little piece, thought I'd share the joke.


Before her stood a rugged looking man, one who exuded danger to the extreme. Pointing her 10mm in his general direction Melissa spoke;

“Stand where you are, I am Melissa Mioko Howard, a lawyer and Court Officer with the full backing the Concorde Judicial System. This is Vault 667, the Neighbor of the Beast. Who are you and what do you want?” She just had to put that joke in, Melissa didn’t know why but it just felt right.