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Blue Fury Shorts: Meeting the Tatankasaurs
2 weeks ago
*at the Collective of Plenty, the fury team comes across some saurians that look like bulls*
Lucas: What saurians are those, and why do they look like bulls?
RH: Those, Lucas, are tatankasaurs. Those are the saurians for the Collective of Plenty.
Tay: Nice. We have saurians we can use as livestock.
RH: DAMN IT, TAY!!!
Tay: What?
*one of the large tatankasaurs impales Tay in the stomach with its horns*
Tay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*Tay Owned Count: 473*
Izzy: *facepalms* Oh, you have got to be kidding me...
Becky: I got it... *approaches Tay and heals him, using hydro energy*
Tay: *gets healed from his wounds* Oh, thank goodness...
Becky: Now, WHY would you think it was a good idea?
Tay: It was supposed to be a joke?
*soon, the ground rumbles, indicating a volcanic eruption is happening*
Lucas: What the hell is going on?
RH: Volcano eruption! Take shelter!
*the fury fighters scramble around looking for a place to hide until the eruption stopped*
Tay: *gets in a pile of rocks* Phew. *smells something* Why do I smell smoke? *looks to see his tail is on fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
*Tay Owned Count: 474*
Kenny McCormick (Cameo): *muffled* What- *gets crushed by a volcano rock that was aimed at him*
*after a couple of seconds, the rumbling stopped*
RH: Whoops...I forgot to mention that this tribe is near a volcano.
Izzy: So THAT explains the rich soil.
Lucas: What saurians are those, and why do they look like bulls?
RH: Those, Lucas, are tatankasaurs. Those are the saurians for the Collective of Plenty.
Tay: Nice. We have saurians we can use as livestock.
RH: DAMN IT, TAY!!!
Tay: What?
*one of the large tatankasaurs impales Tay in the stomach with its horns*
Tay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*Tay Owned Count: 473*
Izzy: *facepalms* Oh, you have got to be kidding me...
Becky: I got it... *approaches Tay and heals him, using hydro energy*
Tay: *gets healed from his wounds* Oh, thank goodness...
Becky: Now, WHY would you think it was a good idea?
Tay: It was supposed to be a joke?
*soon, the ground rumbles, indicating a volcanic eruption is happening*
Lucas: What the hell is going on?
RH: Volcano eruption! Take shelter!
*the fury fighters scramble around looking for a place to hide until the eruption stopped*
Tay: *gets in a pile of rocks* Phew. *smells something* Why do I smell smoke? *looks to see his tail is on fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
*Tay Owned Count: 474*
Kenny McCormick (Cameo): *muffled* What- *gets crushed by a volcano rock that was aimed at him*
*after a couple of seconds, the rumbling stopped*
RH: Whoops...I forgot to mention that this tribe is near a volcano.
Izzy: So THAT explains the rich soil.
Stan: OMG THEY KILLED KENNY
Kyle: YOU BASTARDS